More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date. ;) )
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I don't know many people who would turn down a free hot dog on a sunny afternoon. I wouldn't, and none of these people did. The offer was too good to refuse, but it was also too good to be true.
Some dogs are cute. Some dogs are beautiful. Some dogs are....hot.
There are some men who are so afraid of being considered gay, they won't eat hot dogs because they remind them too much of man-weenies. Enter "Hot Dogs for Homophobes," hot dogs reshaped to make those men comfortable putting processed meat in their mouths. This silliness is courtesy of Conan O'Brien, natch.
Just in time for lunch! I'm often straining my brain to find ways of squeezing the funny out of everyday things. But this news story about a possible dead mouse baked into a hot dog bun kinda writes itself, especially when a "Master Baker" (say that 10 times fast) is quoted as saying that what looks like a dead mouse is in fact hardened dough or "pan accumulation."
"The Homewrecker" hot dog from HillBilly Hotdogs in West Virginia will give this monster to you for free if you can eat it in four minutes or less. (I'm sorry — did you say days or minutes?) As Boing Boing describes it, this is a "weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction." No.
This cute doggie is just trying to add to the festivities by spreading the love around. Hot dogs and the Fourth of July usually go together well. Maybe not so much in this case.
From stair gliding to wave riding, Extreme Pete shows some smooth moves on his board. He's out to make this reporter feel like a walking (or falling?) embarrassment.
"An eye for an eye"...or, in this particular instance: "A rear-end for a rear-end."