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Cute Alert: Horse Has a Zipper Fetish

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:00:00 -0800

This little cutie (OK, not that little!) has a thing for this guy's zipper. I hear you're not supposed to let horses chew on you, but with a face like that, who could say no?

Cute Alert: Tiny Horse Runs Like the Wind

GiggleSugar — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:00:00 -0800

Don't make the mistake of calling this little guy a pony. And definitely don't call him slow. (As the announcer says, his ancestors helped build the ancient Pyramids, after all!) In this clip, at some horse show, the tiny horse is having the time of his life eluding anyone who thinks they can catch him. When you're that cute, you can get away with anything.

First Openly Gay Horse to Compete in Race

GiggleSugar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Meet Ship's Captain, the first openly gay horse to compete in a major race. Rumors have swirled around a number of famous horses since time immemorial, but since they chose not to disclose their sexual leanings, other homosexual horses, including plough horses and ponies, have had to remain in the closet. (That must be one huge closet!) Thank heavens that horses who love horses of the same sex can now love openly, and without shame. They're here, they're queer, get used to it!

Thumbelina: The World's Smallest Horse

GiggleSugar — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:04:00 -0800

Thumbelina, at a mere 17 inches tall and weighing only 60 pounds, is officially the world's smallest horse. Born as a dwarf to a miniature horse, she's a "mini of a mini," and as a foal she liked to hang out with the cocker spaniels rather than with normal-sized horses whose knees she reached to. Thumbelina will live only half the life of a regular miniature horse (maybe 17 years), but judging from this picture, she'll pack twice the cuteness into it. She's a real-life My Little Pony!

Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 May 2008 09:39:51 -0700

I love the expression, "You buy your ticket, you take your ride." In this case "buying your ticket" involves crawling under a horse's behind, and "taking your ride" means having it sh*t on your head. Or, as the eloquent person who posted this on YouTube put it, "Horse takes a dump on stupid ladys head." What more is there to say, really?

Product of the Day: Godfather-esque Horse Head Pillow

GiggleSugar — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:01:24 -0700

Forget lavender-scented pillows. You'll get a truly good night's sleep with this stuffed horse head pillow. It brings to mind that oh-so-comforting scene in The Godfather when a man gets a warning from the Corleone family in the form of a severed horse head in his bed. What's next? "Sleep With The Fishes Eye Masks"? (Actually, that's a good idea--I'm running to the patents office now!) Thanks, Geek!

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Cute Alert: Tiny Horse, Meet Giant Horse

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0700

This picture makes me nervous. Radar, the Belgian horse that's officially the tallest horse in the world at about 6 ' 6" tall, is standing above the tiny, 17 inches tall Thumbelina, officially the world's tiniest mare. I'm worried he's going to crush her like a bug. It's like she thinks Radar is a barn she's standing inside. I bet they fall in love! You know what they say--opposites attract!

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Hot Horse On Horse Action!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:02:00 -0700

Well, very romantic horse on horse action--what kind of site do you think this is? (I could have done without the voice-overs.)

A Horse Is A Horse, Of Course, Of Course...

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 May 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Unless that horse is Patches, a horse that has mistaken himself for a human. From cruising in the car to passing 'round the beer during a night on the couch, Patches is way above mere horseplay. He says neigh to hay, cuz the drive-thru is more his style. (Bonus: he answers the phone.) Hey Wilbur: Mister Ed better step up--Patches is on his tail!

Cat Just Horsing Around

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:00:00 -0700

It's love in the afternoon at the 'ol barnyard and another entry for the Interspecies Lovin' festival. You haven't really lived until you watch a cat making biscuits on a horse's back, especially to the bizarre tune that plays in the background. If anyone can tell me what language the demented little elfin singer is singing in, I would be very pleased.