This little cutie (OK, not that little!) has a thing for this guy's zipper. I hear you're not supposed to let horses chew on you, but with a face like that, who could say no?
Don't make the mistake of calling this little guy a pony. And definitely don't call him slow. (As the announcer says, his ancestors helped build the ancient Pyramids, after all!) In this clip, at some horse show, the tiny horse is having the time of his life eluding anyone who thinks they can catch him.
Meet Ship's Captain, the first openly gay horse to compete in a major race. Rumors have swirled around a number of famous horses since time immemorial, but since they chose not to disclose their sexual leanings, other homosexual horses, including plough horses and ponies, have had to remain in the closet. (That must be one huge closet!) Thank heavens that horses who love horses of the same sex can now love openly, and without shame.
I love the expression, "You buy your ticket, you take your ride." In this case "buying your ticket" involves crawling under a horse's behind, and "taking your ride" means having it sh*t on your head. Or, as the eloquent person who posted this on YouTube put it, "Horse takes a dump on stupid ladys head."
Forget lavender-scented pillows. You'll get a truly good night's sleep with this stuffed horse head pillow. It brings to mind that oh-so-comforting scene in The Godfather when a man gets a warning from the Corleone family in the form of a severed horse head in his bed.
This picture makes me nervous. Radar, the Belgian horse that's officially the tallest horse in the world at about 6 ' 6" tall, is standing above the tiny, 17 inches tall Thumbelina, officially the world's tiniest mare. I'm worried he's going to crush her like a bug.
Well, very romantic horse on horse action--what kind of site do you think this is? (I could have done without the voice-overs.)
Unless that horse is Patches, a horse that has mistaken himself for a human. From cruising in the car to passing 'round the beer during a night on the couch, Patches is way above mere horseplay. He says neigh to hay, cuz the drive-thru is more his style.
It's love in the afternoon at the 'ol barnyard and another entry for the Interspecies Lovin' festival. You haven't really lived until you watch a cat making biscuits on a horse's back, especially to the bizarre tune that plays in the background. If anyone can tell me what language the demented little elfin singer is singing in, I would be very pleased.