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Note to Friends: I Want This Cake on My Birthday!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:15:00 -0800

Some lucky lady has some really good friends - look at the amazing Hello Kitty Zombie cake they got her! It's crawling with candied maggots and surrounded with candied worms. It's hard to see in this picture, but there are even little zombies wandering around the cake cemetery. Ghoulish never looked so cute! Click here to see some more amazing pics.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Young people (and some adulterers) in Japan are sh*t out of luck when it comes to places to get it on - besides their parents' houses! So where can they do the horizontal mambo with some privacy? In rent-by-the-hour Japanese love hotels like this Hello Kitty S&M Japanese love hotel that comes with a Hello Kitty plush doll wearing a ball gag, blind fold, and barbed wire garter belts. (Oh, dear.) Interested in this? Then read more.

If the Hello Kitty S&M love hotel doesn't sound weird enough for you, how about the Hotel Adonis with rooms that feature a glow-in-the-dark jelly fish, a prison cell, and a high school classroom? My favorite part of this article is when the journalist lists who frequents these hotels: "...young unmarried couples who live with their families, married couples who may live in very tight quarters with family, couples in extramarital affairs, prostitutes with their customers, and Kelly Osbourne." Hahahaha! Nice list, guys!

Hello Kitty Maternity Ward

GiggleSugar — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:00:00 -0800

Psycho ward is more like it! What infant would have a fighting chance in life if the first thing she or he is surrounded by is mouthless kitten cartoon figures! Look, I love Hello Kitty as much as the next gal, but this is taking it too far! What's next, a Bad Batz Maru mortuary?

Hello Kitty Products: Real or Fake?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:05:00 -0800

The mouthless wonder we know as Sanrio's Hello Kitty is one fertile little beast. She just keeps spawning more and more weird Hello Kitty themed products. Some of them are cute (toasters, wallets), but some of them are just downright bizarre. Can you you tell which Hello Kitty products are real and which are fake?

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Asian Fusion - Japan Reconnecting With China and Hello Kitty

LibertySugar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:00:25 -0700

Japan and China reached a deal yesterday about long-disputed gas fields located in the East China Sea. The two countries will share the profitable gas fields; Japan's private sector will invest in Chinese development. Japan's Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda eloquently said: "We will turn it into a sea of peace and friendship."

The Chinese government is officially into the deal; a foreign ministry statement said it will help foster a "healthy and stable" relationship between the Asian neighbors. But in an unusual fashion, China allowed, and even helped, nationalist protesters to demonstrate against the deal.

In other Japanese news: Sanrio Co., the company behind Hello Kitty, plans to give the cat character a fresh dose of Japan-ness. The surrogate Japanese ambassador will now infiltrate Chinese markets, as well as markets in Russia, India, and America, in a more Japanese fashion - via electronics. The company will sell digital cameras shaped like Hello Kitty's face, kitty-clad USB memory cards, and a globular humidifier (I'll have to look that up) shaped like the cat.

Hello Kitty, who gets paid for her TV appearances, is a tourist attraction for Japan's visitors who stock up on everything Hello Kitty while in the country. Considering Japan's tourist ministry just appointed Hello Kitty to represent Japan in China, I wonder if the expressionless cat had anything to do with the gas field deal between the two countries!

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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Hello Naughty! Meanwhile, someone's little sister is running around the house looking for her beloved pink blankie. But this will make growing into big sis's hand-me-down clothes not such a drag later on. (May I recommend a matching bra to boot?)

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Darth Vader + Hello Kitty = Best Tattoo Ever

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Forget leather and lace - Give to me your Vader, take from me, my Hello Kitty.

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Hello Puberty

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Been looking for the matching kitty thong and vibrapurrrrr set that your little darling's been asking for? Look no more.

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Hello, No We Di'int!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Hello Kitty hit the market a little over 30 years ago and took the world by storm. Both young and old are charmed by the button-eyed feline. Her peeps will buy anything Kitty and are always purring for more, but when we put the Japanese sweetheart on a thong- methinks we've gone too far. Hit up this slideshow for more crazy Kitty products. Source

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Product of the Day: Hello Kitty Contacts

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

I've heard of seeing the world through rose-colored glasses-why not Hello Kitty contact lenses? Well, let's see. One, it's super-creepy looking. Two, it's super-creepy looking. And three-I think you get the gist. Hello Kitty is starting to seem more and more demonic these days.