Sugar Editorial Picks
Jan 28, 2009 -
Some lucky lady has some really good friends — look at the amazing Hello Kitty Zombie cake they got her! It's crawling with candied maggots and surrounded with candied worms. It's hard to see in this picture, but there are even little zombies wandering around the cake cemetery.
- 6 Comments
Dec 07, 2008 -
Young people (and some adulterers) in Japan are sh*t out of luck when it comes to places to get it on — besides their parents' houses! So where can they do the horizontal mambo with some privacy? In rent-by-the-hour Japanese love hotels like this Hello Kitty S&M Japanese love hotel that comes with a Hello Kitty plush doll wearing a ball gag, blind fold, and barbed wire garter belts.
- 21 Comments
Dec 06, 2008 -
Psycho ward is more like it! What infant would have a fighting chance in life if the first thing she or he is surrounded by is mouthless kitten cartoon figures! Look, I love Hello Kitty as much as the next gal, but this is taking it too far!
- 6 Comments
Dec 04, 2008 -
The mouthless wonder we know as Sanrio's Hello Kitty is one fertile little beast. She just keeps spawning more and more weird Hello Kitty themed products. Some of them are cute (toasters, wallets), but some of them are just downright bizarre.
- 37 Comments
Jun 19, 2008 -
Japan and China reached a deal yesterday about long-disputed gas fields located in the East China Sea. The two countries will share the profitable gas fields; Japan's private sector will invest in Chinese development. Japan's Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda eloquently said: "We will turn it into a sea of peace and friendship."
- 16 Comments
May 19, 2008 -
Hello Naughty! Meanwhile, someone's little sister is running around the house looking for her beloved pink blankie. But this will make growing into big sis's hand-me-down clothes not such a drag later on.
- 13 Comments
May 07, 2008 -
Forget leather and lace — Give to me your Vader, take from me, my Hello Kitty.
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- 8 Comments
Apr 14, 2008 -
Been looking for the matching kitty thong and vibrapurrrrr set that your little darling's been asking for? Look no more.
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- 7 Comments
Jan 25, 2008 -
Hello Kitty hit the market a little over 30 years ago and took the world by storm. Both young and old are charmed by the button-eyed feline. Her peeps will buy anything Kitty and are always purring for more, but when we put the Japanese sweetheart on a thong— methinks we've gone too far.
- 4 Comments
Jan 02, 2008 -
I've heard of seeing the world through rose-colored glasses—why not Hello Kitty contact lenses? Well, let's see. One, it's super-creepy looking.
- 12 Comments