OMG. This little guy is really going to town on that carrot! He's like a cartoon. The quills on his tiny forehead are moving around, and it looks like he's smiling. Good lord he's cute. But one question: where the heck do people get hedgehog pets?! Read more

Sex sells, but there's nothing remotely sexy about a sponge, especially a dirty sponge. Well, some advertising sleazeball thought a filthy sponge was exactly what this world needed, so he made hedgehog-on-sponge porn and called it a commercial. It's shameless, unnecessary, and my poor dishes now feel betrayed. Read more

Someone wants to snap, crackle, and crunch on a teensy carrot, but can't quite chew it down to size. If he puts all of his facial muscles into the effort, maybe he could just— aha! Chew, chew, crumbs, chew. Yum, yum, done. Lick, slurp, lick, lick . . . Read more

I'll admit it, I have a thing for hedgehogs. Maybe it's remnants of my childhood love for Sonic the Hedgehog, or maybe it's just the fact that they are so cute, but I tend to gush whenever I see them. These Hedgehog cell phone cozies from Etsy are no exception. They were designed to "eat" i-Pods, cameras, cosmetics and even gum, and are made out of a Japanese-style handmade fabric "Sakiori." They Read more

Uni the Hedgehog comes to you with an appropriately silly soundtrack. Make sure you stick around to see him walking around with a cardboard tube on his nose, wiggling on his back, or darting his little tongue around, because only then will your life will be complete... Read more