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            Writers are busy people, and, being human, make mistakes now and then. That&#039;s what copy editors are for! But sometimes, when everyone falls asleep at the wheel, you get headlines and ad copy as cringe-inducing as the ones you&#039;re going to see . . .&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1058708/&quot;&gt;Source&lt;br clear=all&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Headlines: Real or Fake?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s that time again, time to see if you can sort fact from fiction, real headlines from fake ones! Get on your mark, get set . . . go!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.extrememortman.com/elvis/elvis-has-left-the-caucus/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;br clear=all&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Someone Give This Journalist a Job</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;She speaks the truth.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3569&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Ruh Roh!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;Homicide, stolen groceries, whatevs.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/2008/09/how-do-you-mist.html&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Headlines: Real or Fake?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Put your bullsh*t detectors on and see if you can tell which headlines are real and which are fake!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/WWNCoverChoice7.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Ruh Roh!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;Maybe not such a great idea? The &quot;outsoucing&quot; I mean.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/08/magazines-newspapers-outs_n_111473.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Ruh Roh!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;The American Family Association has an odd practice of using &quot;homosexual&quot; in place of &quot;gay&quot; on its news site. (I guess &quot;gay&quot; is too ambiguous for them that they have to use that anachronism?) They&#039;ve even gone so far as to set up a filter to automatically make the switcheroo. Recently, a sprinter named Tyson (you guessed it) Gay, made news at the U.S. Olympic track and fields trials. Too bad they renamed him Tyson Homosexual as in &quot;Homosexual misjudged the finish...and had to scramble&quot; and also, &quot;Asked how he felt, Homosexual said: &#039;A little fatigued.&#039; &quot; Sigh. Battling stupidity will do that to you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.regrettheerror.com/online/man-wins-race-website-changes-his-last-name-to-homosexual&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Who Says Newspapers Aren&#039;t Any Fun? </title>
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&lt;p&gt;We usually ask you to guess whether certain headlines are &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1734623/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;real or fake&lt;/a&gt;, but we&#039;ll let the cat out of the bag and assure you that these are all real - we&#039;ve got the newspaper clippings to prove it! Whether the following headlines mean what they say or don&#039;t say what they mean, they&#039;re all pretty darn hilarious. The headline featured above is fine, but the quoted statement below it is just too good to pass up. In the mood for more funny newspaper clippings? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/item_96156.aspx&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Click here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class=&#039;gallery_thumbs &#039; &gt;&lt;div class=title&gt;&lt;!-- gallery teaser  --&gt;&lt;a class=photo-count href=&#039;http://www.gigglesugar.com/1739753&#039;&gt;View 9 Photos ›&lt;/a&gt;&lt;!-- /gallery teaser --&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oddee.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s time again for a reality check. Has crazy news pummeled your brain into Jello, rendering it unable to tell real news from fake news? There&#039;s only one way to find out. &lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Colbert Takes on the Substitute Teacher Fired For Wizardry</title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/1720078&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=98  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/25_2008/Picture 4_0.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sex, drugs, rock &#039;n&#039; roll. Add to that list of scourges ruining our children? Wizards and their wizardy ways. Just ask Stephen Colbert. (And yes, this is based on a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354327,00.html &quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;true story&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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