Don't let Granny fool you. She may act all surprised, but she put this item on her birthday wish list. It's a far cry from a set of knitting needles, but it'll make her happy.
MTV's Sweet Sixteen really knows how to pick 'em. The birthday girl in this episode (identified by the crown on her head, natch) is given a brand new Lexus for turning 15. There's just one problem: it's not the day, time, and exact second of her birthday and she's not in the mood to accept premature gifts right now.
If only we could say the same for the numbers on the birth certificate.
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The fam gave the birthday boy a lotto ticket and after giving it a good scratch, the dude discovered that — omigod! — it's a winner. This has to be the oldest prank in the book, but our boy fell hard for it.
Birthday cake is sooo overrated. Birthday balloons, on the other hand...
But this is just wrong. A blow-up doll would have been way classier. (Did I just say that?)
Thanks, College Humor!
Unnecessary quotation marks kill the sentiment. Are we clear on that, "Mom" and "Dad"?
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Three cheers for the Red, White & ...Brew! Whoo-hoo!
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Remember the sixteen-year-old sweetheart who turned sour at the sight of her brand new automobile because it was red, not blue? Well, misery loves company because the following birthday brat screams to the beat of the same drummer. After all, it is her party and she can cry if she wants to- you would cry too if your mother were cuter than you.