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Nausea! Heartburn! Indigestion! Upset Stomach! Diarrhea!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:15:00 -0700

Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol

Breaking News: Human Head Found in BK Hamburger

GiggleSugar — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Back in 2005, Wendy's scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving a flippin' finger in a bowl of chili. Anything Wendy's can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let's see Wendy's allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in . . .

Flashback: Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's Andy Warhol for ya. Watch him daintily dip a Burger King hamburger into a dollop of ketchup, chew, chew, chew, finish in under three minutes, and then give the camera an unflinching look of. . .indigestion? Despair? Hope? I have no idea, but I know it's more compelling than Paris Hilton washing a car in bathing suit.

Get Some Table Manners!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:00:00 -0700

I'd like to think this guy hasn't eaten in a month, which would explain the overzealous make-out session he's got going on here. Word to the uncouth: don't bite off more than you can chew. And when I say "chew," I mean with your mouth closed.

Bird Makes a Burger Run

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Staged or not, I love how this birdie takes the bait, waddles to safety, and then shamelessly eats the burger in front of its rightful owner. The audacity! Reminds me of a certain shoplifting seagull we once encountered...

Funny or Scary? Competitive Eating Contests

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:06:16 -0800

You are witnessing a clinically sane man on his way to eating 99 hamburgers in 8 minutes. Have people learned nothing from Fast Food Nation?!

Giggle Girls, what do you think? Is competitive eating...

Product of the Day: The Hamburger Bed

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:17:45 -0800

Maybe if you're trying to curb your appetite, instead of spraying one of those hokey flavored appetite suppressor sprays into your mouth, you could just crawl into your cheeseburger bed and dream of "two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.” Or you could just go get a cheeseburger! And then go into a carbo coma. That would be my plan. . . (I am not sure if this is really purchasable - it should be! - but this hamburger bed has its own Facebook page.)

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Hamburgers: Brain Food?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:35:03 -0700

First the "finger in the chili," then the "fried mouse in the potato chips," why not the "human head in the hamburger"? Maybe it's just head cheese.

Let Them Eat Hamburger...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:00:00 -0700

Eva Gabor was my favorite Gabor (duh, she was in "Green Acres"!) but her sister Zsa Zsa was and is a pretty colorful diva. Before she would go on to slap cops in Beverly Hills and just be a general pain in the ass, she was in this Lawrey's Seasoned Salt commercial that exploits her divaliciousness. (Thanks, The Knife!)

Sarah Haskins: Carl's Jr. Serves Up Douche-Burgers

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:41:16 -0700

I guess I haven't been paying enough attention to Carl's Jr.'s TV ads - I'm not exactly the target market. Although I knew they were occasionally offensive, I had no idea the fast-food chain had basically stopped selling hamburgers in favor of teaching douchebag lessons to millions of unsuspecting young men. Padma, get out while you can! Thank goodness we have Sarah Haskins to sort it all out.