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Breaking News: Human Head Found in BK Hamburger
Back in 2005, Wendy's scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving a flippin' finger in a bowl of chili. Anything Wendy's can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let's see Wendy's allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in .
Flashback: Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger
Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's Andy Warhol for ya.
Get Some Table Manners!
I'd like to think this guy hasn't eaten in a month, which would explain the overzealous make-out session he's got going on here. Word to the uncouth: don't bite off more than you can chew. And when I say "chew," I mean with your mouth closed.
Bird Makes a Burger Run
Staged or not, I love how this birdie takes the bait, waddles to safety, and then shamelessly eats the burger in front of its rightful owner. The audacity! Reminds me of a certain shoplifting seagull we once encountered...
Funny or Scary? Competitive Eating Contests
You are witnessing a clinically sane man on his way to eating 99 hamburgers in 8 minutes. Have people learned nothing from Fast Food Nation?!
Giggle Girls, what do you think?
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Product of the Day: The Hamburger Bed
Maybe if you're trying to curb your appetite, instead of spraying one of those hokey flavored appetite suppressor sprays into your mouth, you could just crawl into your cheeseburger bed and dream of "two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.” Or you could just go get a cheeseburger! And then go into a carbo coma. That would be my plan.
Hamburgers: Brain Food?
First the "finger in the chili," then the "fried mouse in the potato chips," why not the "human head in the hamburger"? Maybe it's just head cheese.
Let Them Eat Hamburger...
Eva Gabor was my favorite Gabor (duh, she was in "Green Acres"!) but her sister Zsa Zsa was and is a pretty colorful diva. Before she would go on to slap cops in Beverly Hills and just be a general pain in the ass, she was in this Lawrey's Seasoned Salt commercial that exploits her divaliciousness. (Thanks, The Knife!)
Sarah Haskins: Carl's Jr. Serves Up Douche-Burgers
I guess I haven't been paying enough attention to Carl's Jr.'s TV ads — I'm not exactly the target market. Although I knew they were occasionally offensive, I had no idea the fast-food chain had basically stopped selling hamburgers in favor of teaching douchebag lessons to millions of unsuspecting young men. Padma, get out while you can!
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