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Fox News' Megyn Kelly Is Obsessed With Her Hair

GiggleSugar — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:49:59 -0700

"News at 11: I can't do a thing with my hair!" You know, as much as I'm a hater of Fox News, from the perspective of a lady with hairanoia issues of my own, I can relate, Megyn. Who cares that serious news is going on around you at the Democratic National Convention? This cow lick needs tending to, and it needs tending to now! (You gotta love the guy in the background supplying thought bubbles - especially the one about getting more Dippity-Do! Wheeee!)

Regret Your Last Haircut?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:45:00 -0700

Maybe not as much as this guy! Seems hairanoia affects cute hipster boys, too.

A Very Hairy Maury Moment

GiggleSugar — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:00:00 -0800

All the hairanoia in the world couldn't help these women tame their messy manes. Want Maury Povich knocking on your door too? Bypass the blow dryer. Jump straight to the socket and insert your own fingers- just add water and watch the fro grow!

Email Just Got...Hairy

GiggleSugar — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:00:00 -0800

When we polled everyone on the most scary kind of hairy, we forgot to mention the newest man-ifestation of hairy- that is, electronic hair-e-mail. Yes, it's true. The newest way to offend someone via email is by scrawling your message across a hairy dude's back using some hair-removal squirty goo, wiping, and then sending off the finished product- called Hairy Mail. It's shocking, disgusting, and it's giving people suffering from hairanoia a run for their razors.

Word of the Day: Hairanoia

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:57:13 -0800

Hairanoia (hair + paranoia): An irrational belief that no matter how your hair objectively looks, you think it is hideous. Common to many women.

(Legendary record producer Phil Spector, shown here, could use a touch of "hairanoia." Not only did he leave the house looking like that, but this was during his murder trial where is was trying to look his best!)

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0700

It's hard to say what Seagram's was trying to accomplish here. I have enough hairanoia issues as it is without thinking my hairdresser is juiced while she's cutting my hair! "Snippin' on gin and juice, anyone?" Hardee har har.

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This Week's Dressed to Ill Winner!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:32:27 -0800

Introducing: Mr. Sexy Poof

Audreystar helped inaugurate our Dressed to Ill group with this Olan Mills Studio model whom she dubbed Mr. Sexy Poof. You gotta give the guy bonus points for a sunny attitude. It really shines through that hirsute jungle that starts creeping out of his open-neck shirt and continues willy-nilly around his face. He doesn't care, though. (No Hairanoia for this guy!) It's all good, he seems to be saying through the soft-focus lighting. And we agree. Thanks, again, Audreystar!

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