Sugar Editorial Picks
Sep 08, 2009 -
Last month, thousands of Mexicans, including impersonator "Hector Jackson," performed Michael Jackson's "Thriller" dance with hopes of breaking the world record. While the success of the wannabe zombies is still under review by the Guinness Book of World Records, Mexico has already officially captured many records this year. The New York Times dedicated some reporting resources this week to the topic.
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Oct 09, 2008 -
Look, Mr. Coconut-Smashing Guy. No one said you had to be good at smashing coconuts. But if you're gonna put yourself out there, attempt to smash a conga line of coconuts, have people film you, and end up smashing not more than a few not a single one.
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Dec 11, 2007 -
Ladies and gents, I give you the bubble gum blowing pro. She blows the biggest bubbles around, and then blows bubbles inside those bubbles — madness much? But seriously, the woman chews on a big ol' wad of Bubbleyum, blows a 50-some-odd-centimeter bubble, and can't crack a smile?
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Dec 08, 2007 -
This is one hellavuh halftime show! Meet Daniel Browning Smith. Unsurprisingly, the Guinness Book of Useless Records has named him the World's Most Flexible Man.
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Dec 03, 2007 -
The folks over at Guinness World Records have set out to name the world's fastest underpants jumper. The person who can hop in and out of a pair of underpants the fastest, without resorting to one leg at a time, gets the record. It's kind of a big deal.
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Nov 26, 2007 -
Again and again, I'm surprised by the sort of "skill" recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records. Here we have a man that can speed clap. Yup, that's his talent and he's darn proud of it.
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Nov 12, 2007 -
Here we go again with another useless world record. Alistair Galpin holds the title for having the most snails, eight to be exact, creepy crawl across his face for one minute. How can this ambitious manifestation of dumbass merit any sort of applause or credit?
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Nov 02, 2007 -
The Japanese got to wondering whether the world's fastest speed walker would speed walk away from a life-threatening situation, or resort to running. So they set him up to get chased down by a gang of sword-carrying ninjas. I don't know what's dumber: the question they're seeking to answer, or the premise that a bunch of ninjas would rush a racetrack in broad daylight.
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Oct 01, 2007 -
One-year-old Boo Boo the Chihuahua is Guinness Book of World Records' smallest living dog (in height). According to her owner in Raceland, KY, Boo Boo was fed with an eye dropper every two hours when she was a newborn one ounce pup. That's right—one ounce.
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Sep 10, 2007 -
So I guess I was only half joking when I mentioned that the Guinness World Records folks are running out of ideas. Take the following, for example. The commentator is making such a fuss (and the 20-person crowd is going wild?) about this dude trying to break the world record for...banana splitting?
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