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Painting with French Fry Grease
I've heard of grease paints, but this is ridiculous! Some dude painted a wall using only the grease from a large order of french fries. The finished product is no ketchup painted Ronald McDonald, but it's still drop-dead impressive, in a heart attack sort of way.
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Love It or Leave It: Man's Grease
Lubrication during sex is a must sometimes, but many types have a runny consistency, which can end up dripping onto your sheets and not much staying where you need it to be. I guess that's why Man's Grease was born. It's a thick and "luxurious cream" so it'll stay put on your privates, but it's made with mineral oil so you don't want to use this lube with latex condoms since it'll deteriorate the material.
Flashback: Michelle Pfeiffer In Grease 2
The things actors will do for money. I think Michelle Pfeiffer acted in this flick before she had her breakthrough as the gangster's moll in Scarface. As awesomely cheesy as Grease was, this is just cheesy.
Furniture and Fried Chicken: Together at Last!
This commercial gets off to an unimpressive start — take a look at that rat hole they call a warehouse — and it only gets worse from there. "I say, I say, I say" are Frankie and Johnnie selling furniture, dance lessons, or fried chicken? Bad dancing belongs in every low-budget commercial, but I'm still trying to connect the dots between furniture and fried chicken— buy a couch, get a grease stain for free?
Ask E. Jean For DearSugar: Should I Take the Job For the Money?
Dear E. Jean,
I've received an unusual job offer: boxing ring girl. What do you think?
Cute Alert: Dancing With the Dogs!
We've shown you this woman dancing with her adorable dog before, but here's another video of her hoofin' it up on Good Morning America a few years ago to "You're the One That I Want" from the Grease soundtrack. (These two should be contestants on So You Think You Can Dance. You know — to mix things up a bit.)
Product of the Day: Bacon-Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
I'm not sure bacon ever went out of style, but if it did, it's making a killer comeback. From the bacon bra to the bacon scarf to the bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo pictured here, what more could anyone possibly need to clean grease up for a night out on the town? A wallet full of crocheted pocket bacon wouldn't hurt.
Ahhh! It's Bacon Me Crazy!
Last week, we reported on a dude who ordered a 60-slice bacon cheese Whopper from Burger King. The fast food chain lived up to its promise and made it his way, but bacon boy couldn't stomach the grease in the end and didn't finish. Lo and behold, we have a new contender dumbass in the race for high cholesterol.
eBay Find of the Day: Empty KFC Tub
Anything sex can sell, cute kids can sell better. This empty tub of crumbs from KFC is worth $12.50 on eBay, only cuz the "cutest kid in Texas" (if his parents don't say so themselves) is posing with it. The 'rents were clearly onto something because seven people bid on this good-for-nothing grease bucket.
Dish! Help Us Finish This McDonald's Blog!
This is one of the worst ideas I've heard in a long time: McDonald's is encouraging its workers to blog. (Cuz they have soooo much time during their busy, minimum wage-earning days to help McD's brand themselves as the caring fast food joint.) In any case, BellaSugar and I had some fun today imagining what a McDonald's blog would sound like. After you read some of our McMusings, add your own McBlog in the comments below!
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