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Facebook: Forty Years From Now

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Facebook and similar social networking sites have changed the way Generations X, Y and Z meet, mingle, and communicate. For some, it's all they've ever known. These teenyboppers are bound to take their Internet lingo and "friendly" poking habits into adulthood and beyond. Forget retirement communities; the "golden years" are gonna play out on the net - Bee-atch!

Miss Chiquita Banana Has a One Meow Mind

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 May 2008 01:00:00 -0700

When she's not gluing eyes onto pieces of fruit and playing with her food, she's loving up on Wilbur here and meowing like a damn broken record. Miss Chiquita Banana has officially gone off the deep end. And I'm a big fan.

Remember Miss Chiquita Banana?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

She's a little older, but still straight up bonkers about bananas. You'd think the lady's fruit fetish would have let up by now, but it's only gotten worse. Not only does she sing the praises of her fave fruit, she adds big, beady eyes to its freckled exterior and creates a chorus of mouthless, banana backup singers. I suppose this is why they say life only gets better after age 60. Looks like a good time to me . . .

Flashback: Sexy '60s Girl Group

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:00:00 -0700

If the "other delights" include chips, jalapeños, and melted cheddar cheese, then these ladies have my undivided attention. Our gals may look lick luscious on the cover of this album, but all sex appeal was completely unintentional. The Frivolous Five were parodying the cover of a popular Herb Alpert album called Whipped Cream and Other Delights. You gotta love a group of grannies who don't take themselves too seriously. I've never heard their vocal stylings myself, but the cover alone makes this record anything but frivolous. Love them!

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No Grandmas Allowed!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Grandma was always the optimistic type. I never understood why.

Thanks, College Humor!

Who Invited the Lightweight?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:30:00 -0800

Those support hose are gonna be working overtime tonight.

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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:30:00 -0800

Some things are better left unsaid.

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Not Your Average Grandma

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0800

With a bandana tied 'round her head and baggy clothes to complete the look, this 71-year-old (!) woman can pop 'n lock with the best of them. She cleans to the beat of Eve, checks her moves in the mirror, and gets down with other grannies in her spare time. I want me one of her!

Swiffer Got a New Spokeswoman

GiggleSugar — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:14:00 -0700

If this doesn't make mopping the floors look like a darn good time, then I don't know what will. The shades, the neck brace, the barking insanity- it's a far cry from Disneyland, but hey, there's always air guitar! And Momma Grinch here makes an entertaining drill sergeant, no?

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0700

It's unclear whether this granny is gettin' down for the sake of gettin' down, or whether she's busting her best "pee-pee dance" while waiting for a porta-potty to free up. I prefer to think the latter. Why else would anyone dance within nose shot of the stinking porta-potties?