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Step Away From the Mic, Gramps!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0700

"Now I have something to say, but this here - whatchamacallit? - microphone won't work, dagnabbit! I've seen them youngins put these talking devices up to their ears like this, but that ain't doing any good for me now. Lesse here. How 'bout I flip it upside down like so? Nah, no good. Ya know, that's what's wrong with the world today. Technology does more harm than good with all these 'technical difficulties' we get all the damn time. When I was a kid. . .oh? Hold it like this. Oh, OK."

Disco Ernie: The 88-Year-Old Male Stripper

GiggleSugar — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:00:00 -0700

He's 88 years of age and he ain't ashamed to show it! When I say "it," I mean it. That's right, Disco Ernie is a working stripper, mmmkay? He can't thrust his hardened hips back and forth, for fear of breaking one, but he does a damn good job of seducing the ladies. Gramps does 100 situps "everyday, or almost everyday, or every other day" - how the hell is he supposed to remember? - but his ~~washboard~~ washed up stomach speaks for itself. Ernie's routine consists of him showing off his prized "abs" and waving his arms around for ten (or realistically five) minutes. Bibbidi-bobbidi-eeeew!

Someone's Grandpa Submitted a Twin Peeps

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0700

He kinda missed the point, but who could say no to a comb over like that?

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Wish We Weren't Here!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0800

The older they get, the cuter they get.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

The Shopping Buggy Boogie

GiggleSugar — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0800

They say that life only gets better with age and after watching this spectacular shopping cart show, I'm a believer. If the elderly can squeeze this much joy and entertainment out of a couple of empty grocery carts then imagine the bliss they must feel when they - oh, I don't know - finish that 24,000-piece jigsaw puzzle or score the last prune in the cookie jar. I'm incredibly jealous, but watching Swan Parking Lot here should make it all better . . .

Old Geezer Can't Handle Public Breast-feeding

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:00:00 -0800

The "East Coast Spokesman" for Citizens Against Breast-feeding is a hoot. He appeared on several news segments about public breastfeeding a few years back to vocalize his reasons for being anti. Watch the segment below and try not to laugh. According to Jim, breastfeeding can cause a child to become antisocial or even an alcoholic. Oh jeez. It took the media four years to figure out that this dude was really named Alan Abel, a professional hoaxer. Good one, Jim.

Smiling Gramps Can't Contain Himself

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:30:00 -0800

Apparently, saving money isn't his only obsession . . .

Thanks, College Humor!

Found! A Pick-Me-Up for Gramps

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0800

No wonder gramps feels left out. Joey needs a written reminder to acknowledge him!

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Don't Light Up Around Gramps

GiggleSugar — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Don't watch the golfer in the foreground, watch the scene happening behind him. An elderly man is enjoying his day in the sun while watching the golfers play around him, when some punk decides to take a smoke break right next to him. In the name of self-defense, the elderly gentleman does what any polite, respectable, decent person would do- Go, Go, Gadget Walking Stick!

What A Happy Old Man!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:00:00 -0700

Who needs a closet when you can sport a stylish sandwich board instead?

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