Scientists recently discovered and photographed a lone Girls Gone Wild who appeared to have veered away from her Spring Break pack, mutated, and found her inner feminist. Shhhh! Don't tell Joe Francis!
If this is what middle age has in store for me, just shoot me now.
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I bet she flashed a naked elbow in exchange for a monogrammed walking stick. Hussy.
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Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again .
There's no shirt-lifting or breast-baring, but if you're interested in a bunch of women falling off trampolines, staggering from too much booze, or generally acting like fools—have I got the video for you!
Remember those drunk girls who would make out with each other, take off their tops, and act generally skank-o-riffic just for a $2 hat? I used to wonder, who the hell are these people? But the chicks in this video?
There are so many reasons that lifting your top and exposing your fun bags for strangers is a bad idea. Here's a major one...
Dear Sugar
A group of girlfriends and I are trying to plan a trip for Fourth of July weekend. The girls want to avoid the beach but still want to get in some pool time. We would like to shop, eat, drink, and be pampered.