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&lt;p&gt;Alas, the bidding has ended on this awesome oil painting of the heart-stopping moment an Iraqi journalist threw his shoe at former President Bush. It sure would have gone well with that &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.casasugar.com/2754771&quot; &gt;Pottery Barn furniture in the White House&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bush Sr.&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://jezebel.com/5140983/george-hw-bush-wants-nothing-to-do-with-ugly-feminist-women&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;George H.W. Bush wants nothing to do with &quot;ugly&quot; feminist women.&lt;/a&gt; - Jezebel&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mini-Madoffs&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/01/a_thousand_mini-madoffs_bloom.php&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;New crop of investment advisers accused of conducting Ponzi scams have been discovered. Here&#039;s a rundown. &lt;/a&gt; - Talking Points Memo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Conservatives&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://townhall.com/blog/g/cd4c11d2-2f71-4ddb-aa75-baa9c073f732&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Many of the names being floated to replace columnist Bill Kristol at the New York Times aren&#039;t conservative on social or faith issues.&lt;/a&gt; - Townhall&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Can&#039;t Call 9-1-1&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.good.is/?p=15088&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;In Mumbai a private ambulance company has stepped up to fill the void of a centralized emergency telephone number. Dial 1-2-9-8!&lt;/a&gt; – Good&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Burn After Listening&lt;/b&gt;: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2009/jan/27/coen-new-zealand-military-data-security&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Man finds 60 US military files, including names and telephone numbers for American soldiers after buying an MP3 player in a secondhand shop in Oklahoma.&lt;/a&gt; - Newsblog&lt;/li&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:30:34 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>CitizenSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Presents For a President: What Did George Bush Get?</title>
 <link>http://www.tressugar.com/2737400</link>
 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/2737400&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=139  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/16/162306/05_2009/8803c2005ed2af16_84079611.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;George Bush received many splendored things from foreign leaders as president, but he couldn&#039;t keep anything that exceeded $335 in value. High-value gifts are turned over to government archives when a president&#039;s term is up. Probably for the best, though! I don&#039;t know what he would do with a sapphire-and-diamond necklace, bracelet, earrings, and ring set, worth $85,000, in Midland, TX. I mean, Dallas maybe!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now that we know what he&#039;s amassed over eight years, see if you can match the country to the lavish gift.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:10px !important;&#039;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gettyimages.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:30:11 -0800</pubDate>
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 <title>Dish! What&#039;s Your Favorite Bushism?</title>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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 <title>No Child Left Behind Leaves No Cash-In Opportunity Unturned</title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/2518503&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=85  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/upl1/16/162306/47_2008/5cfd101db4cf3297_test.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uh-oh! Tough times ahead for profiteers of No Child Left Behind. With its penchant for formulaic learning and standardized testing, it&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.projectcensored.org/top-stories/articles/12-bush-profiteers-collect-billions-from-no-child-left-behind/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;a boon to the prepping and testing industry&lt;/a&gt;. But if Obama has his way, he&#039;ll favor policies that educators say work, leaving only some children behind. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;inline left&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While supporters of No Child Left Behind argue it holds educators accountable, the amount of work required to prepare, test, and produce post-test reports has created a thriving industry. Who is profiting most? To find out, read more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Textbook publishers moonlighting for the government&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
NCLB requires states to turn in lengthy and involved reports, which are provided by three of the top five educational publishers, which all rose to dominance under Bush. The companies are affectionately known as &quot;Bush stocks.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Test-preparation companies&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Under NCLB law, public schools must set aside 20 percent of federal funding to pay for supplemental educational services. And with 1,800 educational companies in the country, that money can choose where it wants to be spent. It might like Ignite! Learning, an educational company headed by George Bush&#039;s brother, Neil Bush, which has carved a niche by creating products that complement NCLB. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lobbyists&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Specifically Sandy Kress, former president of the Dallas School Board, who crafted NCLB in Texas when Bush was governor. The lawmaker turned lobbyist earned $4 million in lobbying contracts with educational companies. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shocking? Or just another day in Washington?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gettyimages.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:30:09 -0800</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href-=&quot;http://gettyimages.com/&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:08:13 -0800</pubDate>
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 <title>Too Much Information, President Bush</title>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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 <title>The Most Terrifying Dropped Call Ever</title>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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 <title>Baby Can Read </title>
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tressugar.com/670138&quot;&gt;&lt;img  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/40_2007/baby.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks to this baby&#039;s mom and dad and their interesting teaching technique, she was reading bedtime stories at 20 months. President Bush was right! As he said in &lt;a href=&quot;http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;recent remarks&lt;/a&gt;, &quot;...childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.&quot; I totally agree.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;read more&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:02:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>GiggleSugar</dc:creator>
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 <title>Twin Peeps</title>
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&lt;p&gt;President &lt;b&gt;George Bush&lt;/b&gt; and comedian &lt;b&gt;Will Ferrell&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wireimage.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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