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Furniture and Fried Chicken: Together at Last!
This commercial gets off to an unimpressive start — take a look at that rat hole they call a warehouse — and it only gets worse from there. "I say, I say, I say" are Frankie and Johnnie selling furniture, dance lessons, or fried chicken? Bad dancing belongs in every low-budget commercial, but I'm still trying to connect the dots between furniture and fried chicken— buy a couch, get a grease stain for free?
eBay Find of the Day: Family Guy Couch
For those of you who'll take anything that's free (you know who you are), have we got a find for you! Up for grabs and sitting in someone's yard for immediate pickup, the couch above, according to eBay has "been rained on like once or four times, and a couple bunny rabbits have tried to nibble on it, but then were like Whoa this isn't tender chutes this is a Couch, hop hoppity, hoppy-hop."
If the description isn't enough of a sale, the owner notes that this "brownish" sleeper couch looks a lot like the one in Family Guy.
Product of the Day: Upholstered Vajayjay
Oh, the wonders of Craigslist! For a hefty price, take a load off with this one-of-a-kind, handmade, upholstered vajayjay. Not only is it comfy, but it's anatomically correct — clitoris headrest and all!
Furniture and Fried Chicken: Together at Last!
This commercial gets off to an unimpressive start — take a look at that rat hole they call a warehouse — and it only gets worse from there. "I say, I say, I say" are Frankie and Johnnie selling furniture, dance lessons, or fried chicken? Bad dancing belongs in every low-budget commercial, but I'm still trying to connect the dots between furniture and fried chicken— buy a couch, get a grease stain for free?
Now I'll Drink to That!
Also comes with a DIY beer belly.
Thanks, College Humor!
So This Is Why They Call It A "Love Seat"
You feel violated? Think of how the bear must feel!
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The Godfather Sells Furniture Down By The Jungle
Try saying that headline five times. And if you think it's a tongue-twister, then imagine its effects on the eyes. Oh, wait.
Mattress Smackdown
Judging from the opening scene of this low budget furniture commercial, I knew I hit the jackpot. I don't know what genius decided to let Vinnie T--sporting a goofy wig and a bad ass leather jacket while strumming a silent guitar--throw himself off the side of a building to sell mattresses, but he was onto something. I suddenly need to lie down.
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Low-Budget Commercial Needs to "Back That Thang Up!"
I'm confused. Are we selling furniture, a check cashing service, or unbridled patriotism here? And why is a half-dressed chick shaking her bon-bon while standing atop a couch, why are the salesmen shirtless, and what's with all the hootin', hollerin', and flag waving?
A&E's Obsessed Explores Extreme Hoarding
Do you have a slight problem with being messy? This week's A&E’s Obsessed, in its exploration of the obsessive compulsive disorder extreme hoarding, will have you cleaning up your apartment or desk and feeling for poor Russ, who can't stop buying things and also can't bear to throw anything away. "I get attached to things," he says, "because I don't have people to care about."
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