Oh, man. Imagine if you were the waitress these distressed customers are referring to — you know, the girl with the "eyebrows . . . arced a full inch above where normal eyebrows grow" and with Amy Winehouse eyeliner that "has resulted in blocks of scariness." This letter writer pleads for this painted lady's co-workers to stage a makeup intervention. Oy vey! To see the rest of the Read more

This child is going to spend the rest of her life wanting not to wear a bra. Enjoy it while you can, kid! Source Read more

I must be a "syco," because this really resonates with me. Source Read more

Because then, the ability to spell and write a proper sentence will be, too! Source Read more

Hahaha. For Oscar's sake, I hope he wasn't there by the time this hellion got back from her midterm! You know you gotta be careful when the handwritten note goes from tight, small and controlled to big, loopy and googly-eyed crazy. As the lady said, ". . . there will be shit to pay." Ack! Source Read more

How many poems have "asshole" in their first line? A love this deep, well It must be divine. Source Read more

But he has the nagging skills of your average mom. You tell her, fishy! Source Read more

I'm suing for copyright infringement. Source Read more

I believe this is what you call "acting out." Source Read more

At least they spelled haberdashery right . . . Source Read more