Mar 18, 2009 -
Oh, man. Imagine if you were the waitress these distressed customers are referring to — you know, the girl with the "eyebrows . .
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Jan 23, 2009 -
This child is going to spend the rest of her life wanting not to wear a bra. Enjoy it while you can, kid!
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Jan 08, 2009 -
I must be a "syco," because this really resonates with me.
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Jan 05, 2009 -
Because then, the ability to spell and write a proper sentence will be, too!
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Dec 17, 2008 -
Hahaha. For Oscar's sake, I hope he wasn't there by the time this hellion got back from her midterm! You know you gotta be careful when the handwritten note goes from tight, small and controlled to big, loopy and googly-eyed crazy.
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Dec 04, 2008 -
How many poems have "asshole" in their first line?
A love this deep, well
It must be divine.
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Nov 10, 2008 -
But he has the nagging skills of your average mom. You tell her, fishy!
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Oct 30, 2008 -
I'm suing for copyright infringement.
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Oct 27, 2008 -
I believe this is what you call "acting out."
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Oct 20, 2008 -
At least they spelled haberdashery right . . .
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