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Makeup Advice From Patrons at the ZigZag Inn Pizza Parlor

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

Oh, man. Imagine if you were the waitress these distressed customers are referring to - you know, the girl with the "eyebrows . . . arced a full inch above where normal eyebrows grow" and with Amy Winehouse eyeliner that "has resulted in blocks of scariness." This letter writer pleads for this painted lady's co-workers to stage a makeup intervention. Oy vey! To see the rest of the letter, read more.

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The Sexy Table

GiggleSugar — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0700

If that doesn't get him to ask Martha out, I don't know what will.

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Roses Are Red, Bruises Are Blue . . .

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:00:00 -0700

My beautiful head
Is so over you.

Ahh, love.

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Drama at the Laundromat!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:00:00 -0700

"No funny business next time, or the wet towels are gonna get it, see?!" (Spoken in Bugsy Siegel voice.)

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Fo Shizzle Dizzle!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Marie loves McKinney. How do we know? Cuz there's nothing she would like more than "to see his bitch ass smile." And they say romance is dead.

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Found: No Kissing

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

I totally wanna know the back story to this. It's like a high school soap opera, but involving bars and alcohol.

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Someone Get This Lady a Notepad

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Has the American dollar's value fallen so low that people are now using it for scrap paper? This woman seems to think so. (Oh, and Rolando? Run for the hills. This one's a nutter.)

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Found: A Cut to the Chase

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700

If you have to use a multiple choice question to obtain a status check, then the relationship is probably not that complicated.

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Ewwwwww!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:20:00 -0700

Pink Taco? Slightly used rubber fist? (Love the "slightly.") This is seriously nasty, and I'm hoping it's a big joke. Otherwise, at least three people are interested in a used sex toy with "minimal stains." Again, I say, "Ewwwwww!" (Got your own funny photos of signs? Enter our Sign Language contest to win cash!)

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Found: A Passive-Aggressive Love Note

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Translation:"I'm onto you and your wandering eye, you soon-to-be sack of crap. If I so much as catch you on the swing set with another girl, I'll make sure we use your head for kickball during recess tomorrow. Yes, that's a threat - but I still love you, bye!"

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