Apr 15, 2009 -
You can almost hear the attempt at health straining to break through the desire to pickle the liver. Will "frozen healthy shit" win out over wine and tonic? My guess is no.
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Apr 13, 2009 -
Try "I love you with all of my internal organs." That gets 'em every time.
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Apr 10, 2009 -
This must have been found at NBU (Norman Bates University). Ree ree ree!
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Mar 31, 2009 -
Awww. He is pretty devilishly handsome.
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Mar 27, 2009 -
I'm not sure if fan mail is what you really want outside your hotel room. But hey, anything goes in Vegas!
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Mar 13, 2009 -
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Feb 25, 2009 -
Pick up Joey from preschool. Check. Vacuum.
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Jan 27, 2009 -
Now this is a party! "Play" is used three times, and snacking is mentioned twice. A girl after my own heart.
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Jan 23, 2009 -
This child is going to spend the rest of her life wanting not to wear a bra. Enjoy it while you can, kid!
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Jan 08, 2009 -
I must be a "syco," because this really resonates with me.
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