You can almost hear the attempt at health straining to break through the desire to pickle the liver. Will "frozen healthy shit" win out over wine and tonic? My guess is no.
Try "I love you with all of my internal organs." That gets 'em every time.
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This must have been found at NBU (Norman Bates University). Ree ree ree!
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Awww. He is pretty devilishly handsome.
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I'm not sure if fan mail is what you really want outside your hotel room. But hey, anything goes in Vegas!
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Pick up Joey from preschool. Check. Vacuum.
Now this is a party! "Play" is used three times, and snacking is mentioned twice. A girl after my own heart.
This child is going to spend the rest of her life wanting not to wear a bra. Enjoy it while you can, kid!
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I must be a "syco," because this really resonates with me.
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