Mar 18, 2009 -
Oh, man. Imagine if you were the waitress these distressed customers are referring to — you know, the girl with the "eyebrows . .
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Oct 13, 2008 -
If that doesn't get him to ask Martha out, I don't know what will.
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Oct 09, 2008 -
My beautiful head
Is so over you.
Ahh, love.
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Jul 22, 2008 -
"No funny business next time, or the wet towels are gonna get it, see?!" (Spoken in Bugsy Siegel voice.)
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Jul 16, 2008 -
Marie loves McKinney. How do we know? Cuz there's nothing she would like more than "to see his bitch ass smile."
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Jul 11, 2008 -
I totally wanna know the back story to this. It's like a high school soap opera, but involving bars and alcohol.
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Jul 02, 2008 -
Has the American dollar's value fallen so low that people are now using it for scrap paper? This woman seems to think so. (Oh, and Rolando?
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Jun 16, 2008 -
If you have to use a multiple choice question to obtain a status check, then the relationship is probably not that complicated.
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Jun 09, 2008 -
Pink Taco? Slightly used rubber fist? (Love the "slightly.") This is seriously nasty, and I'm hoping it's a big joke.
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Jun 03, 2008 -
Translation:"I'm onto you and your wandering eye, you soon-to-be sack of crap. If I so much as catch you on the swing set with another girl, I'll make sure we use your head for kickball during recess tomorrow. Yes, that's a threat — but I still love you, bye!"
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