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Flashback: Wendy's Training Video

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:00:00 -0800

This almost makes me want to go back to the '80s to work at Wendy's fast food restaurant. Apparently, on your first day, a rapping apparition comes out of the microwave sporting white shades, a sparkly polo shirt and a supah-dupah fly attitude about how "The reason you have to press/is when the meat hits the grill it starts to shrink!" Even the beef patties get in on the rapping action!

Forget TGIFriday's - Give Me Some IFH Monday's

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:00:00 -0700

No matter how crappy the chain restaurant, if they build it, I will come. I don't know what it is about me and junk food. I have gourmet tastes, but sometimes nothing but chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried cheese sticks, and a salad drenched in blue cheese dressing will do. I might skip IFH Monday's, though, where the hungover waiters taunt you with gay slurs, puke on your food, and ask you for blow while texting their dealers.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers at Taco Bell?

GiggleSugar — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

If I were in a public place and everyone around me froze at the same time - midslurp, midbite, midstride -I'd have a fleeting second of panic, especially if the frozen peeps were this good at holding their own. I didn't see a blink out of one of them! I did notice that the dude in green is shown frozen in multiple poses, so I think Taco Bell allowed this to happen (on opening day, no less!) over and over again. Hmm. Sounds like a viral marketing ploy to me. But a fun one, no less.

Nausea! Heartburn! Indigestion! Upset Stomach! Diarrhea!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:15:00 -0700

Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol

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Invention Alert: Fast Food Feedbags!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Pizza crusts filled with cheese and meat. Monster portions. Obesity at an all-time high. It wouldn't surprise me if a fast food chain did in fact come up with a feedbag you could strap to your face for hands-free gorging. As this Onion spoof suggests, "The innovative design of the feedbag meal does away with the hassles of chewing and stopping to breathe." Sadly, I've seen people for whom that would be an awesome proposal.

This Is Not a Joke

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:00:00 -0700

One brave lad walked into his local Burger King restaurant, ordered a value meal, and made a special request. He wanted his Whopper topped with 60 slices of bacon. (I. Heart. Him.) Did BK live up to its have-it-your-way promise? See for yourself and read more.

Burger King pulled through and created a massive Bacon Cheese Whopper. (Whether there are really 60 slices in there is debatable.) Call me a heart attack's best friend, but it actually looks delish in all its greasy glory. Despite the burger's sloppy and intimidating posture, our fearless patron sat down and dove in. Did bacon boy survive his binge? Click here for more on the story.

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Breaking News: Human Head Found in BK Hamburger

GiggleSugar — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Back in 2005, Wendy's scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving a flippin' finger in a bowl of chili. Anything Wendy's can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let's see Wendy's allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in . . .

Flashback: Captain Creepmeister McDonald

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

Is it just me, or did this vintage McDonald's ad send children a questionable message? Something like, "Hey kids, don't talk or accept gifts from strangers, unless those strangers push food on you and identify themselves as Ronald McDonald!" And then all the little kiddies skip off into the sunset with potentially deranged impostors . . .

Would You Eat at McDonald's in Japan?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:58:45 -0800

We all know what to expect from McDonald's: cheap, greasy, second-rate fare. While the McMenu in Japan maintains the same quality (or lack thereof), it adds a few "specialty" sandwich options to the line-up. Watch this dude examine and taste test two of the most popular items on the menu- the Filet O' Shrimp and the McPork. He proves he can stomach the greasy goodness, but could you?

"Chocolate Rain": A Drive-Thru Sensation

GiggleSugar — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:04:04 -0700

You would think a stunt like this would kill a perfectly good running joke, but it doesn't. "Chocolate Rain" still lives on in my book! Watch the following dude order his food to the beat of Tay Zonday's drummer. What's even funnier is that, despite all of his antics, the chick at the register completely follows his order-- just another day at the drive-thru, eh?