This almost makes me want to go back to the '80s to work at Wendy's fast food restaurant. Apparently, on your first day, a rapping apparition comes out of the microwave sporting white shades, a sparkly polo shirt and a supah-dupah fly attitude about how "The reason you have to press/is when the meat hits the grill it starts to shrink!" Even the beef patties get in on the rapping action!
No matter how crappy the chain restaurant, if they build it, I will come. I don't know what it is about me and junk food. I have gourmet tastes, but sometimes nothing but chicken fingers dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried cheese sticks, and a salad drenched in blue cheese dressing will do.
If I were in a public place and everyone around me froze at the same time — midslurp, midbite, midstride —I'd have a fleeting second of panic, especially if the frozen peeps were this good at holding their own. I didn't see a blink out of one of them! I did notice that the dude in green is shown frozen in multiple poses, so I think Taco Bell allowed this to happen (on opening day, no less!) over and over again.
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Pizza crusts filled with cheese and meat. Monster portions. Obesity at an all-time high.
One brave lad walked into his local Burger King restaurant, ordered a value meal, and made a special request. He wanted his Whopper topped with 60 slices of bacon. (I.
Back in 2005, Wendy's scored an avalanche of negative publicity for allegedly serving a flippin' finger in a bowl of chili. Anything Wendy's can do, Burger King can do better, so one BK restaurant allegedly shoved an eight pound human head between the buns of a double whopper. (Let's see Wendy's allegedly top that.) And the free publicity has already started rolling in .
Is it just me, or did this vintage McDonald's ad send children a questionable message? Something like, "Hey kids, don't talk or accept gifts from strangers, unless those strangers push food on you and identify themselves as Ronald McDonald!" And then all the little kiddies skip off into the sunset with potentially deranged impostors .
We all know what to expect from McDonald's: cheap, greasy, second-rate fare. While the McMenu in Japan maintains the same quality (or lack thereof), it adds a few "specialty" sandwich options to the line-up. Watch this dude examine and taste test two of the most popular items on the menu— the Filet O' Shrimp and the McPork.
You would think a stunt like this would kill a perfectly good running joke, but it doesn't. "Chocolate Rain" still lives on in my book! Watch the following dude order his food to the beat of Tay Zonday's drummer.