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Daddy Needs Some Manners!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:00:00 -0800

What's more terrifying than all them monsters in the closet? The thunderous, foul-smelling noises that come outta Daddy every so often. They're not very nice.

When Do You, Um, Let Out Your Unladylike Behavior?

DearSugar — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:00:51 -0700

When you first start dating someone, you try to be on your best behavior. You do and say things that make you seem perfectly lovable, so you can win his or her affection.

After that, the relationship starts to change, and you become more relaxed and easygoing with one another. But just how comfortable do you let it get? More specifically, how do you feel about passing gas in front of your new love?

Do you show every aspect of yourself right away, both the good and not-so-good parts? Do you wait until you get to know each other before letting out your true personality (pun intended)? Or do you think that farting in front of your significant other is completely unacceptable and unladylike?

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The Little Baby That Could

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:00:00 -0700

With this kind of pep talk, you think the kid's about to get up and walk or something. Close enough.

Ask Two Guys About Guys: Why Are Men So Carefree About Farting?

TresSugar — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:00:00 -0700

Colin Nissan and Sean Farrell of Don't Be That Guy fame have graciously agreed to answer some burning questions we women folk have about men. Last week's Q & A was a hit, so let's see what they have for us today!

Today's question to Two Guys: Why are some men so carefree about farting?

To hear what the Two Guys have to say, read more.

Why are dogs so carefree about barking? Why are birds so cavalier about chirping? Why do lions feel they’ve earned the right to roar? I’m not afraid to make a fourth animal analogy if it helps to illustrate the point that these species are meant to do these things - just as guys are meant to fart. It’s our body’s way of communicating with you. It’s saying, “Hey, I feel really comfortable around you, Leslie,” or “Wow, those enchiladas are passing through me like a fu**ing freight train.”

There are plenty of repressed guys out there who actually aren’t big farters, but running into the arms of a gas-free companion might not be the utopia you think it is. If a guy is sealing up his rear hole, then chances are he’s sealing up his other holes too. Like his fun hole and his emotional hole. It’s your choice, you can be with a guy with sealed holes, or you can learn to appreciate a natural, open-hearted gesture for what it is – and instead of rolling your eyes the next time your guy breaks wind, try looking over at him and whispering, “I feel close to you too. Make love to me, you smelly son-of-a-bitch.”

eBay Find of the Day: Motion Sensor Farting Christmas Angel Ornament

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I love when I encounter a string of words that prompt me to ask: "Has anyone ever said this before in the history of the world?" So I'd like to think that the phrase "motion sensor farting Christmas angel ornament" had its debut just recently. Anyway, yeah, so...this little angel ornament here sits on your Christmas tree and makes a farting noise when someone walks by. And then it blushes. Ummm, cuz that's what Christmas is all about. Click here to get an early start on Christmas decorations.

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Leslie Nielsen and His Amazing Fart Machine on the Today Show

GiggleSugar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Leslie Nielsen from the awesome comedy Airplane! reunited with his cast members on the Today show. But it was hard to focus on what people were saying (Leslie included) because of the fart sounds. As Best Week Ever asked, does Leslie carry a fart machine around with him? Who among us is cool enough to do that? No one.

This Just In: CNN Anchor Reports Crucial Fart News

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

This isn't exactly breaking news - it's a few days old - but it is breaking wind news now with video! Not only do you get to hear the charming tale of a kid suspended from riding the bus for three days for ~~farting~~ causing a disturbance, you actually get to hear a CNN news anchor start a segment with the phrase "letting it rip." Bet you didn't think you'd live to see the day!

Behold: The Tom Cruise Fart Video

GiggleSugar — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Many people think Tom Cruise is full of hot air. After they watch this video, they'll realize that's not a figure of speech! From jumping on couches, to claiming to be the only person who could save someone in a car wreck, to maniacally laughing for no discernible reason, he's definitely a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma. Well if anyone caught him on David Letterman a while back, they'll wonder what the eff was so funny. Some "fartist" (fart + artist) on YouTube has an answer. And if you know what's good for you, watch until the very end, when Oprah gets in on the fun. (FYI, I hate fart humor, usually, but when the normally lady-like Bella sent this my way, I had to share it. In short - blame her.)

Fart Machine Used During City Council Meeting

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:30:00 -0700

Predictably, no one can pretend it's not happening. These folks are trying to talk about community development block grant money, but who can think about anything when some kid has a fart machine on? Forget about filibustering as a technique for keeping anything from getting done during political meetings - the wave of the future is fartabustering!

What The World Needs Now Is Hand Farting

GiggleSugar — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:00:00 -0700

The hand farting specialist is back and better than ever! And I'm pleased to see that he didn't allow all that hard-earned internet fame go to his head (or hands) a few months back. Instead, he's been practicing and perfecting a new song for his adoring public. It's an oldie-but-goody by Guns 'N Roses-- a song he likes to call "Sweet Hand Fart of Mine."