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This Just In: CNN Anchor Reports Crucial Fart News

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

This isn't exactly breaking news - it's a few days old - but it is breaking wind news now with video! Not only do you get to hear the charming tale of a kid suspended from riding the bus for three days for ~~farting~~ causing a disturbance, you actually get to hear a CNN news anchor start a segment with the phrase "letting it rip." Bet you didn't think you'd live to see the day!

Fart Machine Used During City Council Meeting

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:30:00 -0700

Predictably, no one can pretend it's not happening. These folks are trying to talk about community development block grant money, but who can think about anything when some kid has a fart machine on? Forget about filibustering as a technique for keeping anything from getting done during political meetings - the wave of the future is fartabustering!

Say It Ain't So, Joe!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:00:00 -0700

I believe this is what you call "acting out."

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Baby Never Saw It Coming . . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This little guy is just hanging out with his dad when he's startled by a rude interruption. I've never seen such a look of pure terror.

This Poor Pup Has an Interesting Phobia

GiggleSugar — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:00:00 -0700

And a family not unwilling to spend a lot of time documenting him doing nothing so that they can capture it, finally, on film. I love how the family cat is totally unimpressed by any of it.

Leslie Nielsen and His Amazing Fart Machine on the Today Show

GiggleSugar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Leslie Nielsen from the awesome comedy Airplane! reunited with his cast members on the Today show. But it was hard to focus on what people were saying (Leslie included) because of the fart sounds. As Best Week Ever asked, does Leslie carry a fart machine around with him? Who among us is cool enough to do that? No one.

Product of the Day: Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

As an avowed anti-fart joke kinda gal, I swear I'm not looking for this stuff on my own. But if you send it, I will post. This product, the Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizer, might be a great gift for that pal who eats super-burritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You'd be doing humanity a favor, really.

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Behold: The Tom Cruise Fart Video

GiggleSugar — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Many people think Tom Cruise is full of hot air. After they watch this video, they'll realize that's not a figure of speech! From jumping on couches, to claiming to be the only person who could save someone in a car wreck, to maniacally laughing for no discernible reason, he's definitely a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma. Well if anyone caught him on David Letterman a while back, they'll wonder what the eff was so funny. Some "fartist" (fart + artist) on YouTube has an answer. And if you know what's good for you, watch until the very end, when Oprah gets in on the fun. (FYI, I hate fart humor, usually, but when the normally lady-like Bella sent this my way, I had to share it. In short - blame her.)

Daddy Needs Some Manners!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:00:00 -0800

What's more terrifying than all them monsters in the closet? The thunderous, foul-smelling noises that come outta Daddy every so often. They're not very nice.

Dude Passes Gas Then Fires Weapon

GiggleSugar — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0800

They're calling it the "flatulence fallout" cuz the man behind the gun pulled the trigger after getting teased for passing gas. Thankfully, no one was hurt- except for the gunman and his ego. I'd say the news team took a hit too, for covering such a redonkulous story.