When you first start dating someone, you try to be on your best behavior. You do and say things that make you seem perfectly lovable, so you can win his or her affection.
After that, the relationship starts to change, and you become more relaxed and easygoing with one another.
With this kind of pep talk, you think the kid's about to get up and walk or something. Close enough.
Colin Nissan and Sean Farrell of Don't Be That Guy fame have graciously agreed to answer some burning questions we women folk have about men. Last week's Q & A was a hit, so let's see what they have for us today!
Today's question to Two Guys: Why are some men so carefree about farting?
I love when I encounter a string of words that prompt me to ask: "Has anyone ever said this before in the history of the world?" So I'd like to think that the phrase "motion sensor farting Christmas angel ornament" had its debut just recently. Anyway, yeah, so...this little angel ornament here sits on your Christmas tree and makes a farting noise when someone walks by.
Leslie Nielsen from the awesome comedy Airplane! reunited with his cast members on the Today show. But it was hard to focus on what people were saying (Leslie included) because of the fart sounds.
This isn't exactly breaking news — it's a few days old — but it is breaking wind news now with video! Not only do you get to hear the charming tale of a kid suspended from riding the bus for three days for farting causing a disturbance, you actually get to hear a CNN news anchor start a segment with the phrase "letting it rip." Bet you didn't think you'd live to see the day!
Many people think Tom Cruise is full of hot air. After they watch this video, they'll realize that's not a figure of speech! From jumping on couches, to claiming to be the only person who could save someone in a car wreck, to maniacally laughing for no discernible reason, he's definitely a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma.
Predictably, no one can pretend it's not happening. These folks are trying to talk about community development block grant money, but who can think about anything when some kid has a fart machine on? Forget about filibustering as a technique for keeping anything from getting done during political meetings — the wave of the future is fartabustering!
The hand farting specialist is back and better than ever! And I'm pleased to see that he didn't allow all that hard-earned internet fame go to his head (or hands) a few months back. Instead, he's been practicing and perfecting a new song for his adoring public.