What's worse than falling into a ditch that even the blind couldn't miss and then getting stuck? Fighting with your mom who's laughing at you and implying that you have a fat butt. It can only get better for this poor woman .
Guess who wins? Falling is never graceful, but these are some of the least dignified spills I've ever seen. I love how one woman manages to expose her granny panties and crush a small child in one fell swoop.
Can't a lady pee while hanging off the side of a speedboat without getting messed with? Sheesh! There's no gallantry left in this world.
Watch as this man presciently sings lipsyncs "Soooorrry!" over and over again. Even from the orchestra pit.
I am so grateful to therewillbebud for introducing me to the Benny Hillifier, the site that turns any YouTube video into immediate Benny Hill slapstick, complete with a sped-up version (highly recommended) and the universally loved (or reviled) Benny Hill theme song from the show that seemed to consist mostly of a portly British man chasing women with short skirts around and making lewd faces at them. If you want some inspiration on what kinds of videos are funny for Hillifying, just check the video and the links below to see how I wasted time yesterday. TGIF!
Dancing and breaking shit, that's what the name implies, right? This awesome gal gets so into her breakdance moves that she zones out and forgets she's in a tiny apartment filled with things that could get knocked over or broken. I give her a 10 for enthusiasm!
Aww, what a nice truck driver. Unloading all those carts so they don't have to.
Your attention please. The chairman is about to take the floor.
If falling spectacularly is part of the trick, this guy totally nails it!
Because the little groomsman on the end can't keep his eyes open . . .