This Pedi Pistol commercial should come with a Not Safe For Life warning. Since it doesn't — I'll warn you: NSFL. Is it really necessary for them to be so graphic? I mean, how many times does a viewer really need to see the Pedi Pistol sand flaking skin off someone's nasty heel? Before you yell at me for posting this, thank the universe for small mercies. I'm not posting this exactly at lunch Read more

I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message. "The most amazing, realistic and life-like companion you'll ever own!" "Just fill her with air and her body Read more

What's the point of the "Employees Must Wash Hands After Using the Restroom" signs if employees get to sweat in the tea? Not lovin' it. Source Read more

I like bacon as much as the next gal, but this looks naaaasty! Thanks to anaisethenry for taking a picture when you spied it in the West Village. Tell us, though — did you get one?! Read more

This image is the stuff of nightmares. And the part that must really suck for poor Juliet up there? She didn't even win the Stroehmann Sandwich Slamm, a corned beef and rye sandwich eating contest held today, one day before St. Patrick's Day in New York City. The winner was Pat Bertoletti (seen below with a faux hawk and on the verge of upchucking expression). He consumed almost 17 sandwiches in Read more

With the Uroclub, it looks like you're just checking out your golf club, but in fact, you're peeing into it. Wait, what? I thought golf was supposed to be classy and sh*t. That is straight up nasty. Read more

Sorry, WTF?! just didn't seem an adequate response to this vintage ad for the Pubie, which is a sterling silver or gold plated "replica of your favorite body hair." Can you imagine if someone sent this to you "handsomely mounted on walnut or mahogany" and then wrote in an attached note "Just thinking of you!" You'd definitely not wanna know the specifics of what they were thinking. Wow. Source Read more

I would give kudos to the cake decorator for making this foot's infected big toe look so realistic — but I'm busy holding down my last meal. Source Read more

I think Eric should leave a similar note, but about using Matt's toothbrush to clean the bathtub. (I so don't miss roommates.) Source Read more