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Cute Alert: Knitted Trekkie Meerkats

TresSugar — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:30:00 -0700

Knitted Trekkie Meerkats. Have three cuter words ever been spoken in the history of the world? (OK, maybe they have, but this comes close.) For a meer few dollars, some knitting wizard will make one just for you. "All Meerkat Trekkies," we are told, "wear Federation emblems proudly on their chests and have their ranking stripes on their sleeves." Maybe there's a nerd in your life who needs one of these?

Product of the Day: Vicodin Jewelry

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:00:00 -0700

You know those break-in-case-of-emergency kits on the wall with fire extinguishers inside? That's kinda like what this jewelry is for the Vicodin user. If you don't have your meds with you and find yourself in searing pain, just take a bite out of your earring or ring! I imagine you can just put another one in later. And imagine all the cool guys you'll attract by wearing your ~~heart on your sleeve~~ drugs on your person.

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Product of the Day: Necklace That Says Cheese

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:00:00 -0800

OK, folks. Start pooling your change because this is what I want for Christmas. I already have an "I Heart Cheese" T-shirt. And I already have an ironic "Leo" necklace. What better way to broadcast to others what you're really all about? Also, this awesome cheese necklace is only 35 smackeroos - the price of a month's worth of Reggiano Parmesan, by my estimation. Or, like, six movie-theater nachos.

Product of the Day: Crocheted Pocket Bacon

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:09:09 -0700

So CasaSugar has been tormenting me all morning with bacon-related links. (She must know I'm starving, and haven't had bacon in a long time - she's evil that way.) First it was a picture of chicken-fried bacon with Southern-style gravy, and then this awesome crocheted pocket bacon. "Crocheted pocket bacon?" you ask. "Why yes!" I answer. "But what does it do?" "Absolutely nothing. You carry it in your pocket, and when you feel like it, take it out and look at it." "Ummm. . .awesome?" That's right - awesome. (Even better is the crochet bacon artist's title for her product: "Pocket Bacon, Seriously the Dumbest Thing I Have Ever Made But You Guys Seem to Like It.")

Product of the Day: Adopt-A-Critters

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

This charming fellow Bobby arrived in the mail for Future Girl and I bet she was happy about it! If you'd like to get a one-of-a-kind handmade plushy toy, go to Etsy's Adopt-A-Critters site. This is a face that only a weirdo could love, and I know I am a weirdo.

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Grab Bag: Jerk Sends His Ex's Nudie Pics as Xmas Card

TresSugar — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:30:00 -0700

Man sends ex's naked pics as his Christmas card. - The Frisky
Busty lady buys bra, finds enclosed note asking her out. Oh, brother! - Lemondrop
On judges forcing women to give birth in jail. - Double X
Slutty pirate panties: a new low. - Em & Lo
Uber-realistic vulva-portrait jewelry. NSFW! - Etsy
Is fear keeping you from finding love? - Your Tango
Is it weird to be jealous of your single friends? - Glamour
Egyptian blogger wanted to find out what all the "artificial hymen you can buy online" fuss was about. - Jezebel
Cat versus sea monster. (Cat's way cuter!) - Urlesque

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Sleep/Screw Pillowcase: Love It or Leave It?

TresSugar — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:00:59 -0700

Not in the mood to get it on? Say it with sheets! These Screw Me, Silly/Dream On . . . Pillowcases ($24) from Etsy seller Crumbsonthesheets use fancy embroidery to communicate your true desires. I love that "screw me, silly" could be read as "screw me silly" without the comma. Either way, some nights, sleep wins.

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DearSugar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:00:00 -0800

Have you ever wanted to tell an ex-boyfriend how you really feel? If so, this Valentine's Day could be your chance. Check out this rude Valentine's Day card on Etsy. The front cover reads "I'll always carry a torch for you" and the inside reads "and someday, I'll burn your f*cking house down with it" - there's even room to write a personalized note!

I think this card is genius, and since we all know Valentine's Day isn't always what it's cracked up to be, tell me, is there someone you'd like to send this to on Feb. 14? If so, what would you say?