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Emo Kitten Listens to Radiohead

GiggleSugar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

They start young, don't they? First it's burrowing in a newspaper cone listening to Radiohead, next it's guyliner and morbid poetry. Go outside and enjoy the sun, kitten!

Now That's What I Call Emo

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Oh, emos. They seem to really enjoy sighing, crying, and joylessness. This should give them even more reason to be morose. The made-for-television DVD set Now That's What I Call Emo features "the unhippest vloggers of all time, whining about sh*t no one cares about." Sample plaint? "Nobody likes me . . . it kinda turns me on." What's even better? It's available in Sony Betamax for hipsters!

Emo Melon Days

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Emo fruits and vegetables critique what passes for emo these days. Emo Melon is pretty cool, but he's no Henri, the emo cat.

Inarticulate Spokesgirl For All Things Emo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 May 2008 09:35:00 -0700

Folks down at the emo headquarters might want to rethink this representative who defends their honor. After the 13th "OMG" - okay, she may not have even said one "OMG," but that's all I could hear in my head - I had to stop. You may have a stronger constitution.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

"Boyfriends I Have Been"

GiggleSugar — Thu, 01 May 2008 07:00:00 -0700

It's interesting that this guy calls his cartoon "Boyfriends I Have Been" because it's as much about the girlfriends he has dated who made him those different types (according to him). Clearly, this guy has no fundamental identity of his own, the poor Emo bastard. (While we're being confessional, I have definitely been Girlfriend # 2.)

Found! A Dark Poem With a Triumphant Ending

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Blue ink: the bane of every emo's existence.

Thanks, Found!

Philosophical Animated Character Gets Revenge

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

This must be a French cartoon character, what with his existential angst about never having asked to be ~~born~~ drawn. Either that or he's emo.

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:25:22 -0700

No J-oak: Tree Goes Emo

This is way better than the Virgin Mary on a piece of toast! A New Hampshire man was cutting down an oak tree when he spotted what looked like emo-esque frowny faces in the wood. Duh! If you cut emos, do they not ~~bleed~~ get sad and start sulking? Ummm, yeah! Click here for more salient details.

Source

Stop Motion Pancakes

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

If the Food Network wanted to cater to the emo crowd, they could hire these two guys to host quite an entertaining cooking show. In this stop-motion video, one dude makes like three different pancakes, and the other one eats them up behind his back. Then they fight. But it all works out in the end except for one thing-I'm hungry now!

Thanks eBaums World!

Someone Buy This Girl Some Ice Cream

GiggleSugar — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:05:30 -0800

Scratch that. Someone buy me some ice cream. I just got a bummer contact ~~high~~ low. Talk about harshing someone's mellow...