Jul 31, 2008 -
They start young, don't they? First it's burrowing in a newspaper cone listening to Radiohead, next it's guyliner and morbid poetry. Go outside and enjoy the sun, kitten!
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Jun 07, 2008 -
Oh, emos. They seem to really enjoy sighing, crying, and joylessness. This should give them even more reason to be morose.
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May 30, 2008 -
Emo fruits and vegetables critique what passes for emo these days. Emo Melon is pretty cool, but he's no Henri, the emo cat.
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May 27, 2008 -
Folks down at the emo headquarters might want to rethink this representative who defends their honor. After the 13th "OMG" — okay, she may not have even said one "OMG," but that's all I could hear in my head — I had to stop. You may have a stronger constitution.
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May 01, 2008 -
It's interesting that this guy calls his cartoon "Boyfriends I Have Been" because it's as much about the girlfriends he has dated who made him those different types (according to him). Clearly, this guy has no fundamental identity of his own, the poor Emo bastard. (While we're being confessional, I have definitely been Girlfriend # 2.)
- 9 Comments
Apr 15, 2008 -
Blue ink: the bane of every emo's existence.
Thanks, Found!
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Apr 07, 2008 -
This must be a French cartoon character, what with his existential angst about never having asked to be born drawn. Either that or he's emo.
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Apr 07, 2008 -
No J-oak: Tree Goes Emo
This is way better than the Virgin Mary on a piece of toast! A New Hampshire man was cutting down an oak tree when he spotted what looked like emo-esque frowny faces in the wood. Duh!
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Feb 01, 2008 -
If the Food Network wanted to cater to the emo crowd, they could hire these two guys to host quite an entertaining cooking show. In this stop-motion video, one dude makes like three different pancakes, and the other one eats them up behind his back. Then they fight.
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Nov 05, 2007 -
Scratch that. Someone buy me some ice cream. I just got a bummer contact high low.
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