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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0700

It's been a long while since I've found a man worthy of the Eligible Bachelor du Jour title. Until now. Meet the man with golden tresses that flow in the wind. Just like a pretty pony. Hawt.

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Meet Mick Cassidy. Apparently, this guy has nothing better to do than to wait for Metallica to come out with a new album. (Which means more time to devote to you!) Metallica's last album St. Anger was released in 2003. It took three years, in 2006, for Mick to say enough's enough, and make a vow that he wouldn't shave until they released another album. And then they did: Death Magnet. James Hetfield himself personally shaved Mick the day the album was released on Sept. 12. Well, people, what are you waiting for?

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Eligible Bachelor Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

I never thought I'd find myself attracted to someone who collects cans, but Gene Pool (hee hee) just might change my mind. One man's junk is Gene Pool's next outfit. His 500-can suit, for example, weighs 35 pounds, and yet somehow he manages to ride a unicycle with it on. Sweet.

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 May 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Meet Lance. As his friends tell you on his billboard, as well as on his website datelance.com, he's a returned missionary, ex-BYU basketball player, and Harvard MBA who loves kids and has a great sense of humor. Isn't the whole, "I'm writing this ad on behalf of this great friend I have who's single" ploy a little played out? I mean, come on, Lance. You know you wrote the magic line, "I'm Lance! Let's go out!" You should be proud of it.

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Eligible Bachelors Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

High on the list of many women's "must haves" for a man include his physical fitness. So it's good that these dudes are in the gym, right? Oh, wait. They're being trained by a JediGym master, while in Star Wars costume. Nevermind.

Eligible Bachelor Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Or is it "douche jour"? It's been a while since I've found someone douchetastic enough to put under the Eligible Bachelor Du Jour banner. Well, better late than never. I remember seeing this dude (his name is Dick, naturally) on Dr. Phil a while back. (Pause for laughter and head-shaking.) This cop-as-stripper look-alike is so over-the-top that I couldn't even muster up enough energy to be angry. I'm more focused on being embarrassed that I watch Dr. Phil.

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Here's my kinda man. He's got his own set of wheels, he drives a compact, eco-friendly vehicle, and he's got dark hair. What more could a girl ask for?

Eligible Bachelor Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:00:00 -0800

It's no wonder this mild-mannered young gentleman would need the "Casanova Video Dating Service" to help him find a suitable soul mate. He's young, employed, has excellent taste in outerwear, and loves brunettes. Or redheads. Or blondes. Tall or short. And did I already mention that he's a generally content, easygoing guy?

Valentine's Day Striptease

GiggleSugar — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:30:00 -0800

Some women like to strip for their lovers on Valentine's Day. So why not reverse the favor? Well, here's one reason.

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Does anything scream "single and ready to mingle!" more than Teenar, the Girl Guitar? It looks as though Sideshow Bob pictured above (otherwise known as Lou Reimuller) combined two of his favorite fetishes to invent Teenar. He took a vintage department store mannequin (that he "happened" to have on hand) and converted her into a fully-powered electric guitar. Why play tunes for a lady, when one can just play a lady? Classy.

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