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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:30:00 -0700

Meet Dimitri. This dude is straight-up psycho. I hope these recorded voice-mail messages that Gawker found aren't real, because if they are, there's a lunatic roaming the streets. Someone he accosted on the street (Olga) appears to have given him her business card just to get rid of him. Bad. Move. Not only does he call her repeatedly, he gives her a deadline for when she should call him back, with a proviso that she shouldn't bother if she's on meds of any kind for anxiety. If she wasn't on them before, she'd be on them now! Dmitri's the most virulent strain of douche - the psycho-douche.

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Meet Mick Cassidy. Apparently, this guy has nothing better to do than to wait for Metallica to come out with a new album. (Which means more time to devote to you!) Metallica's last album St. Anger was released in 2003. It took three years, in 2006, for Mick to say enough's enough, and make a vow that he wouldn't shave until they released another album. And then they did: Death Magnet. James Hetfield himself personally shaved Mick the day the album was released on Sept. 12. Well, people, what are you waiting for?

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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 May 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Meet Lance. As his friends tell you on his billboard, as well as on his website datelance.com, he's a returned missionary, ex-BYU basketball player, and Harvard MBA who loves kids and has a great sense of humor. Isn't the whole, "I'm writing this ad on behalf of this great friend I have who's single" ploy a little played out? I mean, come on, Lance. You know you wrote the magic line, "I'm Lance! Let's go out!" You should be proud of it.

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Eligible Bachelors Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

High on the list of many women's "must haves" for a man include his physical fitness. So it's good that these dudes are in the gym, right? Oh, wait. They're being trained by a JediGym master, while in Star Wars costume. Nevermind.

Eligible Bachelor Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:00:00 -0800

It's no wonder this mild-mannered young gentleman would need the "Casanova Video Dating Service" to help him find a suitable soul mate. He's young, employed, has excellent taste in outerwear, and loves brunettes. Or redheads. Or blondes. Tall or short. And did I already mention that he's a generally content, easygoing guy?

Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Does anything scream "single and ready to mingle!" more than Teenar, the Girl Guitar? It looks as though Sideshow Bob pictured above (otherwise known as Lou Reimuller) combined two of his favorite fetishes to invent Teenar. He took a vintage department store mannequin (that he "happened" to have on hand) and converted her into a fully-powered electric guitar. Why play tunes for a lady, when one can just play a lady? Classy.

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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0700

Can't say I know much about the fella, but one thing's for sure, he's in touch with his sensitive side (either that, or he's a killer). But if boyfriend's brave enough to tatt two tears to his cheek, then he must wear his heart on his sleeve, too. All together now: "Awww..." (And if he starts to bug, you at least know where and how to cut him off. Finally, a man who comes with a set of instructions!)

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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:00:00 -0700

Heard of the expression "navel gazing"? It refers to an activity so inconsequential and self-absorbed that the person partaking in it must have a LOT of time on their hands. Like this guy. Only it's not his navel he's gazing at, but a leg hair. Apparently, he's determined to win the "longest leg hair contest" even if it means conditioning that one five inch hair. I would pay money to see that. It might be the most absurd footage ever caught on tape.

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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

He's a hunka hunka burnin' love. He will set you on fire with his passion. In short, he's hot. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Eligible Bachelor Du Jour

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0700

This amazing guy can down an entire bottle of French's mustard and wash it down with beer! Look at it this way, if you ever cooked for him, he'd be so grateful. I like me a non-picky eater. (And on top of everything, he's fashion-forward! Check out the baseball cap!)