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Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:00:00 -0700

This eBay business is out of control. Earlier this week, we encountered a nutjob who's auctioning off herself and her home on eBay. Along the same lines, the dumbass below just auctioned off his "life" - his car, home, furnishings, job, and friends - for a mere $384,000. He was hoping to get at least a $100,000 more, but without a side of nachos thrown into the deal, I'm afraid he got what he was worth.

Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:30:00 -0700

Some dude decided to rob a liquor store, but encountered one problem: he had no weapon. So Desperado improvised by grabbing a palm frond and holding it in the air like a spear. The video surveillance footage below also shows him waving the frond around and pounding it on the counter while demanding $50 from the clerk. Did our dumbass get his money? Let's just say the "super-scary" leaf in his hand fooled no one . . .

Novel Idea: A Book Rental Service!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Have they published an Idiot's Guide to Not Being an Idiot yet? If so, we need to give this dude a "book rental" card and a swift kick in the arse. I blame the Internet for this indecent display of dumbass. Who visits a library anymore, when we can simply search Google for unverified information on random peep's web pages? Research accomplished.

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Deal or No Deal Dumbass Needs a Clue . . .

GiggleSugar — Sun, 04 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

. . . Or maybe not, cuz even when she gets a clue, she is too oblivious to notice. The contestant's fate and fortune relies on her selection from the suitcases in front of her. The big clue: Her sister is a model holding one of the suitcases in the line-up. Hmm. One would think Lauren here would carefully inspect her options and take notice of her sister, but - no deal. (Thanks, College Humor!)

Bob Barker, Wherefore Art Thou?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Come Back! I happened to stumble across this old Price Is Right vid and couldn't help but get nostalgic. This clip demonstrates why I desperately want good ol' Bob to find his long ass microphone and return to the show. He was not only a fair and understanding game show host, Bob had the prudence to grab a douche by the arm and push him offstage if need be. And then, out of the kindness of his heart (or maybe to fend off a law suit), Bob gave the douche a prize anyway. Love him!

Now I Know My ABCs . . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Can we get this dude a reality show?

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Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Attempting to walk a treadmill while in handstand position may seem like an idiotic idea to you and me, but to a dumbass, it's brilliant. Let's remember that these dudes lack any thought whatsoever in their douchey little heads, so attempting the unthinkable is all they ever do. It's a way of life. So here goes nothing. . .

Dumbass of the Day: Nude Dude Robs a Mini-Mart

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:00:00 -0700

When the going gets bored, the bored get . . . naked? Carl Wagner reported that he grew bored one day, so he thought to liven things up by stripping down and robbing a local minimart. Naturally. To be fair, he wasn't fully nude; boyfriend had the decency to wear a hat. A bad hair day is a terrible thing to show off, unlike a compulsive fetish for flashing . . . (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Who Won't Be Crowned the Next Miss Philippines?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:15:00 -0700

Girlfriend kicked butt in the evening gown and swimsuit competitions, but opened her mouth and screwed her standing with a rambling response about like such as, haha, omigod, only being 17-years-old, so sorry for this sh*tty answer, wait, this is the top 10? No joke. We should at least give the girl credit for maintaining a genuinely fake smile the whole way through. Desperate times call for desperate smiling . . .

(Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Dumbass Graffiti

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:02:00 -0800

Learn how to spell English words. ~~Your~~ you're in the U.S.A. And while you're at it, please QuiT wRiTInG ranSom NoTE sTyle. It freaks me out.

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