http://www.tressugar.com Smart. Sexy. Fun. en http://www.tressugar.com/765938 <a href="http://www.tressugar.com/765938"><img width=146 height=160 src='http://media.onsugar.com/files/users/1/13255/45_2007/Picture 3_0.large.jpg'></div></a><p>Introducing: The Rip-Away 1000. These twin cuties invented a pair of <a href="http://gigglesugar.com/530588" target="_blank">wedgie</a>-proof underwear, but from what I can tell, it leaves bullies with an elastic waistband in their hands (to parade around the schoolyard) and their victims with a fallen pair of underwear gathered at their knees. I'm not quite sure how this makes the situation any better, but good try boys!</p> <p><center></p> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgCPHy3agO4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mgCPHy3agO4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><p></center></p> http://www.tressugar.com/765938#comment Humor Underwear Video Humor Kid Humor Bully Wedgie Invention Dumbass Invention Of The Day Tue, 06 Nov 2007 13:00:00 -0800 GiggleSugar http://www.tressugar.com/765938 http://www.tressugar.com/533682 <a href="http://www.tressugar.com/533682"><img width=160 height=150 src='http://media.onsugar.com/files/users/1/13255/33_2007/Picture 18.large_1.png'></div></a><p>The Self-Sustainable Chair is actually an unflattering <i>dress</i> made of the finest polyethylene. Two pumps extend from the bodice and attach to foot weights that force air into a bubble of fabric positioned over the booty (heyyy!) while walking. The result is a ready-to-sit-on chair you can use anywhere-- for five seconds. That is, until the weight of all the junk in your real trunk deflates the cushion and leaves you looking plain dumbass. For more awkward demos, <a href="http://jooyounpaek.com/ssc.html" target="_blank">click here</a>. </p> <p><center></p> <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://teamsugar.com/v/533460"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://teamsugar.com/v/533460" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><p></center></p> <p><br></p> <script src="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis.js" type="text/javascript"></script><p></br></p> http://www.tressugar.com/533682#comment Humor Video Humor Dumbass Chair Invention Dumbass Invention Of The Day Self Sustainable Chair Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0700 GiggleSugar http://www.tressugar.com/533682