This eBay business is out of control. Earlier this week, we encountered a nutjob who's auctioning off herself and her home on eBay. Along the same lines, the dumbass below just auctioned off his "life" — his car, home, furnishings, job, and friends — for a mere $384,000. He was hoping to get at least a $100,000 more, but without a side of nachos thrown into the deal, I'm afraid he got what he Read more

Some dude decided to rob a liquor store, but encountered one problem: he had no weapon. So Desperado improvised by grabbing a palm frond and holding it in the air like a spear. The video surveillance footage below also shows him waving the frond around and pounding it on the counter while demanding $50 from the clerk. Did our dumbass get his money? Let's just say the "super-scary" leaf in his Read more

Have they published an Idiot's Guide to Not Being an Idiot yet? If so, we need to give this dude a "book rental" card and a swift kick in the arse. I blame the Internet for this indecent display of dumbass. Who visits a library anymore, when we can simply search Google for unverified information on random peep's web pages? Research accomplished. Source Read more

. . . Or maybe not, cuz even when she gets a clue, she is too oblivious to notice. The contestant's fate and fortune relies on her selection from the suitcases in front of her. The big clue: Her sister is a model holding one of the suitcases in the line-up. Hmm. One would think Lauren here would carefully inspect her options and take notice of her sister, but — no deal. (Thanks, College Read more

Come Back! I happened to stumble across this old Price Is Right vid and couldn't help but get nostalgic. This clip demonstrates why I desperately want good ol' Bob to find his long ass microphone and return to the show. He was not only a fair and understanding game show host, Bob had the prudence to grab a douche by the arm and push him offstage if need be. And then, out of the kindness of his Read more

Can we get this dude a reality show? Source Read more

Attempting to walk a treadmill while in handstand position may seem like an idiotic idea to you and me, but to a dumbass, it's brilliant. Let's remember that these dudes lack any thought whatsoever in their douchey little heads, so attempting the unthinkable is all they ever do. It's a way of life. So here goes nothing. . . Read more

When the going gets bored, the bored get . . . naked? Carl Wagner reported that he grew bored one day, so he thought to liven things up by stripping down and robbing a local minimart. Naturally. To be fair, he wasn't fully nude; boyfriend had the decency to wear a hat. A bad hair day is a terrible thing to show off, unlike a compulsive fetish for flashing . . . (Thanks, eBaum's World!) Read more

Girlfriend kicked butt in the evening gown and swimsuit competitions, but opened her mouth and screwed her standing with a rambling response about like such as, haha, omigod, only being 17-years-old, so sorry for this sh*tty answer, wait, this is the top 10? No joke. We should at least give the girl credit for maintaining a genuinely fake smile the whole way through. Desperate times call for Read more

Learn how to spell English words. Your you're in the U.S.A. And while you're at it, please QuiT wRiTInG ranSom NoTE sTyle. It freaks me out. Source Read more