You know those break-in-case-of-emergency kits on the wall with fire extinguishers inside? That's kinda like what this jewelry is for the Vicodin user. If you don't have your meds with you and find yourself in searing pain, just take a bite out of your earring or ring! I imagine you can just put another one in later. And imagine all the cool guys you'll attract by wearing your heart on your Read more

Having babies? Cute. Having teenagers? Not so cute. (On a side note, I watch this and wonder, have there ever been drug ads that worked? Like, someone watched one and said, "No more cocaine for me"? Doubtful.) Read more

Ecstasy is one hell of a drug! It seems to make people think they really can dance, dance, dance! Like Kenny Powers here from the HBO show Eastbound and Down. He plays a major league pitcher who lost his arm so he moves back home and becomes a substitute gym teacher. Here, he's trying to impress a lady by being a dancin' fool. Read more

Well, that explains everything. By the logic of this old PSA, everyone around you — your mom, your dad, your cat, hell, you too! — is flying on cocaine. Or, in my case, around three cups of coffee in one sitting. Read more

Hey, you have to play to your strengths, right? That's exactly what a former marijuana-smuggler who served 10 years for importing 75 tons (gulp!) did a couple years ago when he was looking for a job. Good for him! I hope someone hired him. He's got cojones, that's for sure! Source Read more

This is the furry face of addiction. It is also the face of codependency. See how this well-intentioned family, desperate to soothe the cries of Michael the cat, instead feed his bottomless need to play with string? Time for A&E's Intervention. This cat is perpetually strung out on string. Read more

Remember the adorable kid recovering from a visit to the dentist? Here he is in his long-awaited (in viral vid time) encore performance! Rock on, little guy. You have the heavy metal scream and sophomoric philosophical questioning down pat. Now all we need to do is add some umlauts to your name . . . Get Flash to see this player. var so2774852 = new Read more

Just ask this kid. First, he questions reality ("Is this real life?"), then he thinks his dad has four eyes, and then his "trip" to the dentist takes a turn for the worst ("Is this going to last forever?"). There are acid casualties watching this right now hoping in vain to find his dealer... Read more

It's no fun enjoying your crack all in one shot. That's why Krack Nuggets are my kind of snack. A little Krack Nugget here, another Krack Nugget there. Krazy, baby! Source Read more