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What's This Douche's Best Line?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 08 May 2008 08:54:24 -0700

A man who wears patterned suspenders over a gray shirt in a tacky parody of what a Wall Street trader would wear cannot afford to be as picky as this douchenozzle. John Fitzgerald, the infamous and delusional online dater - who Gawker calls "the worst person in the world" and who PetSugar is obsessed with - gets followed around by the Dr. Phil camera crew (douche overload!) and displays how picky he is about women. What's this douche's best line?

Frank Caliendo Is Dr. Phil

GiggleSugar — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:00:00 -0700

I love impressionist Frank Caliendo's impersonation of the dude I love to hate and hate to love: Mr. "You Can't Change What You Don't Acknowledge" Phil. (Don't ask me why - he utterly fascinates me.) With a pitch-perfect accent, mannerisms, and corny homilies (relationships can turn "as sour as a midget in a one-armed pickle fight"), Caliendo nails this one. I just wish we didn't have to see him as Dr. Phil nailing his wife. . . (My eyes! My innocent eyes!)

Another Writer's Strike?!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:06:58 -0800

Oh, wait. Whew! It's just a novelist's strike. As long as I can watch Dr. Phil and Rock of Love - who needs novels?

Dish! Is It a Good Idea to Post Drunken Photos of Yourself on the Internet?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:00:00 -0800

The Facebook group "30 reasons girls should call it a night" has 175,000 subscribers and features over 5,000 pictures women have submitted of themselves in various states of dress, passed out, sometimes curled around a toilet. (Hawt!) The woman who started the group claims that this is her way of "equalizing" the sexes. Men do it, she says, why shouldn't women? Thoughts ladies? Let's dish!

Dr. Phil's Guest Pre-Chews Her Dog's Food

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:06:28 -0800

Meet Crazy Dog Lady. Her Chihuahua Pieboy rules the roost. His precious paws have never touched the pavement, he has more clothes than I do, and ~~his human companion~~ the nutcase who takes care of him not only pre-chews his McDonald's burgers for him cuz, you know - he's too delicate for that being a dog and all-but she also pre-chews Pieboy's dog biscuits. Congrats, lady. Dr. Phil seems sane for a change.

He Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents. An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother." - Dr. Phil in People Magazine in response to Britney Spears gone wild and her 16-year-old sister getting pregnant.

"Dedicated," maybe - but "great"? Didn't Lynne sell Jamie Lynn's sad story to OK! Magazine for a hefty sum? Yeah, I thought so.

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Lady Translates For Her Dog

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:00:00 -0800

This lady thinks she's some kind of dog whisperer. She also thinks she can convince Dr. Phil that her dog is human. Mmmkay. So the good Doc asks her to provide a translation of her dog's barking and all insanity follows. He should have asked her to translate "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"

Marital Counseling With Dr. Phil

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:00:00 -0800

Dr. Phil: Über perceptive or speaking from experience? You be the judge.

Dr. Phil and the MySpace Mom

GiggleSugar — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:00:00 -0700

Sounds like a modern day fairy tale, right? Wroong. Dr. Phil is pretty conservative when it comes to women, but I gotta agree with him on this one. It's pretty gross to have children, post a MySpace page with racy pictures of yourself, and to fill in your mood as "horny." Ewwww.....

The Cheeky Side Of Dr. Phil

GiggleSugar — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:00:00 -0700

I'm sure we've all wanted to smack Dr. Phil, but not now, not like this.

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