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GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:15:00 -0700

Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Police Chase Stolen Doughnut Truck

The driver of a stolen doughnut truck gave Illinois police officers a run for their munchies last Friday. The 100 mph chase involved nine (!!!) police officers and finished 135 miles away from its starting point - which happened to be a hospital. And the driver? He was a patient on a mission to make a fast escape. The doughnuts were coincidental accomplices, but the dude was still charged with officer cruelty. For more on the story, click here.

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Have Your Cake and Fried Rice Too

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:07:41 -0800

I think the rule is: the curvier the font, the better the Chinese food.

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Krispy Kreme: Are They THAT Good?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:59:26 -0800

No photoshopping here, folks. For whatever reason, someone over at WGAT (an NBC news affiliate in Augusta, Georgia) considered Krispy Kreme's introduction of a whole wheat, low-cal doughnut newsworthy. Someone else in the newsroom, however, thought the story needed a little more juice. The final product put the nutty back in doughnut:

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Rachel Maddow Talks Inauguration and Bush's Plans

Molly — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:00:25 -0800

Rachel Maddow took the stage at the TCAs in LA yesterday to promote her wildly popular new show and recent skyrocket to fame. She was friendly and responsive, cracking a few jokes and giving us an idea of what her show will be like as President Bush makes way for President Obama. She likened MSNBC's inauguration plan to "the Mars landing" in its intricacy and talked about how she hopes to be able to take it in as a whole and focus on what an incredible moment it is. Plus, don't worry, she knows she'll still find "idiocy" in Washington to make fun of. Here are some highlights:

On Wednesday's brunch with Obama: He answered whatever we wanted. He was totally forthcoming and didn't 'no comment' us on anything. It was a lot of wonky people in the room asking wonky questions. It wasn't 'How does it feel to be getting inaugurated right now?' 'How do you feel about this historic moment?' It was very much 'This is what I think about Yemen.' 'This is what I think about Guantanamo.' He's as wonky as I am which is extreme.
On President Bush's plans post-inauguration: He gives his big speech [last night] and then he goes away! For as long as he possibly can. And then no international travel, probably, for the rest of his life.
On her show post-Bush: I don’t think we are at risk of idiocy going out of fashion in Washington so wherever there are bad ideas I will find ways to make fun of them. Sometimes it will be bad democratic ideas, sometimes it will be bad republican ideas. Beating up on George Bush now feels like, I’d rather not. . . I will be replacing lame duck quack-itude, there will be something with a funny sophomoric sound effect.

To see what Rachel said about her SNL parody and what she was like in high school, read more.

On the SNL skit parodying her: I thought it was very funny.
On herself in high school: Can anybody actually say with any accuracy what they were like in high school or do we look at it through rose-colored glasses? I got good grades but I also got detention, a lot. I would cut class to go to the doughnut shop and hang out with my friends. I did a lot of sports. I was a three sport varsity athlete - basketball, swimming, volleyball.

The president of MSNBC was by her side and couldn't stop gushing about the network's newest rising star. We're all watching to see what she does next.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Welcome to Food Party with Thu Tran. If you think the woman who picks doughnuts off of trees is weird, wait until you meet her friend Yolk-O, Oh, No! I believe we've met the new Pee Wee Herman, and this is her playhouse. Wheee!

What's the Opposite of an Aphrodisiac?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Oh, yeah. A turnoff. Having said that, you know how some women say, "I should just slap that doughnut on my thighs - cuz that's where it's going to end up!"? I guess this guy thought the same thing about Popeyes. (Mmmmm, Popeyes!)

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Ghost Ridin' Golden Girl...

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:00:00 -0700

I hope I'm this ~~cool~~ dorky when I hit the Golden Years. This sweet old couple can't think of anything fun to do on a Sunday afternoon, so this is what they came up with. Hey, guys, please no "extreme doughnuts" or drag racing, okay?! Promise?