Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol
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Police Chase Stolen Doughnut Truck
The driver of a stolen doughnut truck gave Illinois police officers a run for their munchies last Friday. The 100 mph chase involved nine (!!!) police officers and finished 135 miles away from its starting point — which happened to be a hospital. And the driver?
I think the rule is: the curvier the font, the better the Chinese food.
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No photoshopping here, folks. For whatever reason, someone over at WGAT (an NBC news affiliate in Augusta, Georgia) considered Krispy Kreme's introduction of a whole wheat, low-cal doughnut newsworthy. Someone else in the newsroom, however, thought the story needed a little more juice.
Rachel Maddow took the stage at the TCAs in LA yesterday to promote her wildly popular new show and recent skyrocket to fame. She was friendly and responsive, cracking a few jokes and giving us an idea of what her show will be like as President Bush makes way for President Obama. She likened MSNBC's inauguration plan to "the Mars landing" in its intricacy and talked about how she hopes to be able to take it in as a whole and focus on what an incredible moment it is.
Welcome to Food Party with Thu Tran. If you think the woman who picks doughnuts off of trees is weird, wait until you meet her friend Yolk-O, Oh, No! I believe we've met the new Pee Wee Herman, and this is her playhouse.
Oh, yeah. A turnoff. Having said that, you know how some women say, "I should just slap that doughnut on my thighs — cuz that's where it's going to end up!"?
I hope I'm this cool dorky when I hit the Golden Years. This sweet old couple can't think of anything fun to do on a Sunday afternoon, so this is what they came up with. Hey, guys, please no "extreme doughnuts" or drag racing, okay?!