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Do Tell: What Are the Worst Male Fashion Offenses?
A popular nightclub in Australia has decided to ban "metrosexuals" in an attempt to curb violence. Apparently a certain style of dress is enough to start a bar fight.
On the list of forbidden clothing items you will find low-cut v-neck t-shirts, skinny jeans, pointy white shoes, popped collars, and Ed Hardy tops.
Bro vs. Douchebag: Is There a Difference?
Listening to Phish. Wearing popped collars. Playing ultimate Frisbee.
New York vs. Philadelphia: Who Has the Douchiest Fans?
You might have thought the World Series game between New York and Philadelphia the other night was huge. Well, Jason Jones and John Oliver from The Daily Show are here to prove that the real competition was between the fans — battling it out for the title of American sports' douchiest fans. It was a really hard one to judge, as you will see.
Muscle Milk, the Drink Douchebags Reach For First!
I didn't know people really still said "getting tail" as a term for bagging chicks. (OK, I guess there's really no way of saying that without sounding like a Neanderthal.)
Speaking of Neanderthals, the irony is not lost on me that the tagline for this Muscle Milk ad is "Drink. Evolve."
Who's Douchier? Jon Gosselin or Richard Heene
It only made sense to me to pit America's least favorite dads against each other in the battle for who's douchier.
On the one hand, there's Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus Eight fame. This man had no problem parading his children around on reality television when he was still on the payroll, but now that he's getting cut out of the show, he refuses to let his wife continue on without him.
Top 5 Reasons Balloon Boy's Dad Is a Jerk
The more I hear about Richard Heene, father of Balloon Boy, the more I'm frightened by the man. Before he and his family took over the media yesterday, Richard was busy starring in videos in which he comes off as hostile and misogynistic.
Here are my top five reasons this man is a jerk:
Say What? Writer on Actresses Past Their "Expiration Date"
Okay, let’s be honest: Drew Barrymore was never really all that hot. In fact, hot was never the appropriate adjective for her. She was cute as a little kid in E.T.
Top 10 Quotes From The Quotable Douchebag
The douchebag is everywhere. No matter how much we want to ignore him, he pops up with his arrogance, stupidity, and Ed Hardy shirts!
Since he doesn't seem to be going anywhere, he might as well amuse us.
Top 10 Ed Hardy Products That Shouldn't Exist
One could argue that no Ed Hardy products should exist. But since this designer line, distinctive for its corny use of tattoo designs like skulls and hearts, is everywhere, maybe we can curb the spread of out-of-control branding. I mean, even Hello Kitty, who has her own toaster, is like, "Make it stop!"
Mandy Moore Wants You to Energize Your Ladyparts
Douches and Red Bull often go together, but not like this. Mandy Moore totally nails the '70s lady-commercial voice and the fashions in this parody ad for Red Bull Douche, "the world's first feminine hygiene product with Red Bull." Admittedly, I've sometimes wished I could mainline energy drinks — just not down there.
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