In what may have been 2008's most predictable race — more predictable, even, than Javier Bardem's Oscar for No Country For Old Men — the results are in for this year's biggest celebrity douchebag poll. The winner, by a stunning margin, is The Hills' Spencer Pratt. It's nearly impossible to find a photo of Spencer without Heidi. And sadly, this douchebachelor is officially off the market (or Read more

Think you know Who's Douchier? Can you discern that "je ne sais douche" quality that qualifies someone for Mt. Douchemore? Then put that knowledge to good use by playing GiggleSugar's Who's Douchier? game for a chance to win cash and prizes! (UPDATE: We just added some fresh douches to the mix!) From now through June 30, we're giving away a gift card worth $100 every day and a monthly grand prize Read more

Real cute, but dude — the least you can do is color inside the lines for the sake of demonstrating the teeniest, tiniest amount of maturity. (For all of you grown-ups without a clue who Carnage from Spider-Man is, click here.) Source Read more

Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story. Are we sure those arrows aren't used for lady hunting and those huts for tanning parlors? The Read more

Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone — period. I hope this chick grabbed the DB's clothes on her way out the door. Let's see him Read more

Jamie Lynn, is that you? Thanks, College Humor! Read more

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word. Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse? Not so much. In fact, "douchebag" should be used as often as necessary, i.e. a lot. Here's the vid with Kelly's response. She's one of many celebrities who were asked by Britain's Channel 4 to reveal their fave cuss words. Warning: This vid is NSFW. Read more

Big baller here got his hands on an '89 Oldsmobile and turned it into a one-of-a-kind ride. With a little paint, elbow grease, and some "chocolate glitter," he stenciled bling all over the exterior and gave himself the gift of Louis Vuitton. It may be a knock-off, but it's a "limited edition" knock-off. And it's not for sale, so keep drooling. For more on the story, click here. Source Read more