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Dudes Square Off in a Douche Off!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0700

This douchetacular video is like the live action version of Who's Douchier, but with regular dudes rather than celebs. (Well, if you consider a guy who would photoshop a six-pack onto his MySpace picture's abs "regular.") Just because I took a break from talking about douchebags (you haven't heard me say that word in a while, have you now?!) doesn't mean they do not remain a menace to society. Douches Wild!

Douche Alert!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:00:00 -0800

Mom Turns Off Xbox...Son Throws Taco in Her Face

This is really a headline of the day, but I feel that it's incumbent on me to alert women everywhere that very soon, a young man will be on the loose in the world with zero respect for his mother, which - guess what? - means zero respect for other women. What did this baby-douche do? He got pissed that his mother called him down for dinner repeatedly and then finally unplugged his X-Box console, so he threw a taco in her face after shoving her and calling her names. Good on his mom for charging him with domestic battery. He's in jail without bail. (Harsh!) That'll teach him! Click here to read more.

Portrait Of A Douchebag (20 Years Later)

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:00:00 -0700

You saw him in his early twenties and here he is all grown up. Still a douche, but now a dorky douche. At least he's wiped the "stupid ass grin" off his face, but only to replace it with a Bluetooth accessorized smirk. All of which goes to show: you can take the man out of his youth, but you can't take the douche out of the man.

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Bob Barker, Wherefore Art Thou?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Come Back! I happened to stumble across this old Price Is Right vid and couldn't help but get nostalgic. This clip demonstrates why I desperately want good ol' Bob to find his long ass microphone and return to the show. He was not only a fair and understanding game show host, Bob had the prudence to grab a douche by the arm and push him offstage if need be. And then, out of the kindness of his heart (or maybe to fend off a law suit), Bob gave the douche a prize anyway. Love him!

GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:02:00 -0700

The douche antidote? Meet Anti-Douche.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go...
Dog Rat Demon Thing.
I imagine that Miss Teen South Carolina and Miss Ha-Vie-Ee would make great friends.
Best face ever.
Speaking of Miss Teen South Carolina, how can someone possibly flub up a 911 call?
Woman wins the trip of a lifetime by participating in this halftime promotion. The catch? It comes with bruises and a whole lot of embarrassment.
What's your fave synonym for douchebag?

Dude Hits on Girls in Front of Their Boyfriends

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

This daring douche is on a mission to p*ss off a few peeps in Central Park, and his a-hole move of choice is to hit on chicks with boyfriends - in front of their boyfriends. He's obviously on a path to self-destruction, but will he find love along the way? Watch and see.

Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno Goes to Evil Fest

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Most people know Ali G and Borat, but not everyone knows SBC's character Bruno, the gay Austrian news anchor who loves to surprise the douches he interviews by signing off for Austrian Gay TV. Here he is at a lame neo-Nazi music festival in England called "Evil Fest." (Oooooh, scary!) Full of dum-dums who randomly shout at the top of their lungs, Bruno has a grand ol' time making them look doofy. (Trust - they don't need a lot of help.) Definitely watch until the end, when Bruno asks a sad little shirtless man hanging out trying not to pass out why he's evil. Priceless.

Which Is More Mind-Boggling?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Now this is my kind of off-roads driving! The truck stuck high in the tree may seem like the big deal in the photo below, but then we discover the dude posing in front of it. Although his shirt has buttons and sleeves, he opts not to use them. Instead, he tucks the shirt into his tight-ass Levi's and cuts off the sleeves to give his big, beefy, bulging man muscles the proper showing they deserve. Tell me: What is more mind-boggling, the whoop-de-doo truck stuck up in a tree or the opportunistic douche who made like a model in the middle of nowhere?

Thanks, College Humor!

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Did these two really need to get suspended because of this prom photo? - eBaum's World
A unique new way of getting hammered. - Stupid Videos
Hear your pirate horoscope. You know you want to! - Wexley
It's a douche-off on Dr. Phil! - Jezebel
The teleprompter cannot be trusted. - College Humor
Stop signs get a face lift. In other news, city officials can't take a joke. - Autoblog
"Watch me crank that honor roll . . ." - Smart Shorties
The top 10 ways Britney Spears can spend Mother's Day - Best Week Ever

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:58:28 -0800

Female G-Spot 'Can Be Detected'

Now if they can just work on locating the D-Spot (or elusive "douche" gene), we'll all be better off. Click here to see how scientists are spending their time, and to puzzle over the odd photo that was chosen to accompany the results of this "study."