This douchetacular video is like the live action version of Who's Douchier, but with regular dudes rather than celebs. (Well, if you consider a guy who would photoshop a six-pack onto his MySpace picture's abs "regular.") Just because I took a break from talking about douchebags (you haven't heard me say that word in a while, have you now?!) doesn't mean they do not remain a menace to society. Douches Wild!
Mom Turns Off Xbox...Son Throws Taco in Her Face
This is really a headline of the day, but I feel that it's incumbent on me to alert women everywhere that very soon, a young man will be on the loose in the world with zero respect for his mother, which — guess what? — means zero respect for other women. What did this baby-douche do?
You saw him in his early twenties and here he is all grown up. Still a douche, but now a dorky douche. At least he's wiped the "stupid ass grin" off his face, but only to replace it with a Bluetooth accessorized smirk.
This daring douche is on a mission to p*ss off a few peeps in Central Park, and his a-hole move of choice is to hit on chicks with boyfriends — in front of their boyfriends. He's obviously on a path to self-destruction, but will he find love along the way? Watch and see.
Now this is my kind of off-roads driving! The truck stuck high in the tree may seem like the big deal in the photo below, but then we discover the dude posing in front of it. Although his shirt has buttons and sleeves, he opts not to use them.
Female G-Spot 'Can Be Detected'
Now if they can just work on locating the D-Spot (or elusive "douche" gene), we'll all be better off. Click here to see how scientists are spending their time, and to puzzle over the odd photo that was chosen to accompany the results of this "study."