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Sign #839 That He's a Douche

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

His banana yellow Honda convertible is his wingman.

Thanks, College Humor!

"That Guy" Is Just Not That Into You

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

But he's into that tank top. We know where this is going . . .

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Douche of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700

While the regular joes partake in douchebaggery, the cream of the crap try their hand at douche-grab-bery. (Think the Terminator is our boob bandit? Look again.)

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Uncontacted Amazonian Tribe: The True Douchebaggery Story

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story. Are we sure those arrows aren't used for lady hunting and those huts for tanning parlors? The red-faced tribesman above looks awfully douche to me . . .

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Found! Douche Gets Dumped

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone - period. I hope this chick grabbed the DB's clothes on her way out the door. Let's see him tiptoe home in his towel. Or in a dainty baby tee perhaps?

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Which Is More Mind-Boggling?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Now this is my kind of off-roads driving! The truck stuck high in the tree may seem like the big deal in the photo below, but then we discover the dude posing in front of it. Although his shirt has buttons and sleeves, he opts not to use them. Instead, he tucks the shirt into his tight-ass Levi's and cuts off the sleeves to give his big, beefy, bulging man muscles the proper showing they deserve. Tell me: What is more mind-boggling, the whoop-de-doo truck stuck up in a tree or the opportunistic douche who made like a model in the middle of nowhere?

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2 Douchebags + 1 "That Girl" = Score!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Jamie Lynn, is that you?

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Disney Speaks Douche?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:00:00 -0800

It was no secret that Gaston was badly hurtin' for Belle's affection in Beauty and the Beast, but our gal had enough douche-sense to repeatedly turn him down. So his posse of pals got together to massage his ego at the local pub. Give their little ditty a listen- all praise points to douche. (My fave piece of "praise" comes at 2:10.) Who knew that Disney had its finger on the pulse of the douchepidemic? Kudos! The children deserve to be warned.

The Daily Show Reports: The Douche Vote

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:30:00 -0800

The term "douchebag" has not only sleazed its way into mainstream pop-culture speak, but has also become the focal point of the highly scientific study of doucheology. And now, we're seeing the inevitable emergence of the douche-factor in politics. What is a DB politician to do when his DB voter base is too busy spritzing the fourth round of body spray to get to the damn polls in time to vote? The Daily Show reports . . .

The Douche Show

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 15:00:00 -0800

Douchebags don't say cheese. They pose, pucker, or maybe pout - cuz that's what they be about. Ch-chickity-check these DBs out, word? Source

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