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Dorita Eats Doritos

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

She'll throw in a free bag of chips with every new home purchase. You can't beat that.

Ewwwwww!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:35:00 -0700

What is it about tongues lately? They keep showing up either with minds of their own or, as in the case of this Doritos commercial, disembodied altogether. I'm not sure how some dude's severed and flopping tongue is supposed to make me want to eat this product. Anyone?

Doritos Are An Aphrodisiac

GiggleSugar — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:30:00 -0700

I would totally have the hots for a guy who was into every crazy flavor of Doritos. Note to self: time for higher standards.

Shoplifting Seagull Has The Munchies

GiggleSugar — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Don't be fooled. He may look and walk like a seagull, but this bird is a cleverly disguised criminal mastermind. Forget sidewalk crumbs and leftovers. He's figured out a way to sneak into a convenience store and swipe a bag of Doritos-- not just once, but 20 times-- and even has the nerve to feast on them in front of the shop! I kinda love him.

Spider-Man Sold Out

GiggleSugar — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:00:00 -0700

Rumor is that Spider-Man 3, which will hit theaters on May 4th, has a lot of subliminal advertising to watch out for. But judging from this movie trailer, I don't see any excessive product pushing. Do you? (Thank you, Funny Or Die!)

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:10:00 -0700

This is how Frito Lay has cornered the snack food market in Japan. And yes, I believe that's called a "crotch noogie."

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Everyone's Favorite Junk Food

GiggleSugar — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:02:00 -0800

Mmmm...crunchy. Also offered in Cool Raunch flavor.

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What Is Your Favorite Lighten Up Moment?

CitizenSugar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:30:11 -0800

There is no shortage of political fodder for comedians in 2008. The campaign season took off with Stephen Colbert's Doritos-sponsored run for president. When his presidential dreams were broken into shards of bottom-of-the-bag chips, we turned to the feisty Democratic primary. The fightin' socialists!

During the 500 or so debates, our gossip-mongering eyes studied Hillary's glances to Barack, at one turn with the adoration of a schoolgirl and another with a readiness to bite into his soul. The love-hate relationship found its way into a spoof of the Sarah Silverman-Matt Damon video in "I'm F*cking Obama".

A quiet Summer brought a folksy Fall when Sarah Palin, literally, took the stage. Her interview with Katie Couric was spoofed on SNL; her life turned into a faux Disney movie complete with a real-life trailer; and her quote about "real America" was refuted in Jon Stewart's defense of fake America. But 18 days before the election, John McCain and Barack Obama got together and roasted each other, acknowledging in person the campaign headlines swarming above.

So those are our favorite Lighten Ups - what's yours? Haven't got one? Fear not because we'll be looking back at the biggest and bestest news from 2008 right into 2009.

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GiggleSugar Best Of The Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:10:00 -0700

Are you listening shopping seagull? Those are nacho cheese doritos!
Puppy and Baby Duet
Man shows off a little tail. Literally.
Director Kevin Smith tells off a douche.
Youth pastor gives an interesting sermon on pitching a tent and pinching other things...
Booby Snacks! Step right up for your F-Cups!
It's only our wedding, dear. Who needs a tux when you got a perfectly good t-shirt?
When dancers wore spandex and sucked on lollipops--i.e., when they were really dancers.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 00:02:00 -0700

Like most of our readers, flippy, our feline correspondent in New York, likes to find humor in the everyday. Apparently, the folks at Con Ed want their customers to think that a (literally) bigger electricity bill is like getting 20% extra Doritos per bag or something. Nice try, people. Now back to the drawing board.