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Krispy Kreep Is More Like It

GiggleSugar — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:00:42 -0800

Kinda makes you wonder what's so "special" about the pink donuts, doesn't it? I think I'll pass. And by "pass" I mean, I'll help myself to the dude-designated donuts.

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A Refresher Course on What Constitutes "Theft"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:00:00 -0800

It involves "eating" before you "pay." Imagine that!

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Donuts in a Barbie-Mobile

GiggleSugar — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0700

If ~~life gives you lemons~~ it's snowing like a mofo, and your only set of wheels are from Malibu Barbie, ~~make lemonaid~~ entertain yourself by doing donuts like your life depends on it.

Faster Than a Speeding Donut! LAPD Gets Tough on Fat

LibertySugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:00:12 -0700

Drop the donut and put your hands in the air!! That's what dietitian, Rana Parker, is telling officers in the LAPD. The police department hired her as their full time diet coach.

The Department is cracking down on overweight officers with the hope that it will make them better at their jobs and potentially save more lives. Fit officers can more easily sprint after criminals, feel better about themselves, and help improve the image of the force.

Instead of hitting up a drive-through, Parker suggests keeping energy bars, fruit, or a peanut butter sandwich in the cruiser. She works mostly with recruits, in hopes of in-multi-graining them with good eating habits.

Since police departments across the country are relaxing recruiting requirements, including body fat percentage, this policy might be necessary.

Do you think the LAPD's plan to make sure everyone in Los Angeles has a nutritionist is a good use of taxpayers' money? Could healthy officers slim down the state budgets, since taxpayers pay for their health care?

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I Know Who I'm Voting For

GiggleSugar — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Now that's a ticket we can all get behind!

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Nausea! Heartburn! Indigestion! Upset Stomach! Diarrhea!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:15:00 -0700

Introducing: The new spokesperson for Pepto Bismol

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Have Your Cake and Fried Rice Too

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:07:41 -0800

I think the rule is: the curvier the font, the better the Chinese food.

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How to Have Fun With Beer, a Truck and Some Rope

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:56:27 -0800

Who needs Great America when, with just a truck, some rope, a cart to roll in, and some Bud Light, you can create your own fun? You've heard of parking lot donuts, I take it? Well, this is the extreme version. Yeeeeee haaaaa!

Going Green by Ditching Greenbacks: Local Currency on Rise

LibertySugar — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:01:49 -0800

Communities are creating their own currency as a way to encourage neighbors to buy locally. The trick: you can only use the money at local stores, thus you're encouraged to buy from them. Think of it like a gift card - if you already have a Starbucks card, you probably won't head to Dunkin' Donuts. The program helps the environment, while also keeping neighbors employed.

The AP reports that local currency becomes especially popular during recessions as a way to promote the local economy. While the constitution forbids states from printing local money, the Supreme Court has held that private groups can create their own currencies so long as it doesn't compete with the federal dollar. Does this sound like a money idea to you?

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Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Mustache Gets Cop Suspended

Oh my, how ironic. An Ohio police officer was suspended for not trimming his "General Custer" 'stache. I thought cops and mustaches were like . . . cops and donuts. Maybe they're trying to shake their stereotype in favor of a more clean-cut image, who knows? Though I've gotta say, I've seen some mustaches in my day, but never one that required disciplinary action! Read more about it here.

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