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10 Reasons It's Wonderful to Be a Woman
I was going to call this "10 Reasons Why It's Awesome to Be a Women," in homage to the Yahoo Answers post yesterday, but I knew if I did, both you and a copy editor would think it was a typo. Anyhoo, here are my 10 favorite reasons from Dave's Daily (a man drew this up!) that it's wonderful to be a woman. (And since it seems necessary — yes, this is a joke.)
- Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
- If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
- A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- Women can be groupies.
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